I'm gonna be a little embarrassed...

[TMAN_FJ60]

Well, seems as though my Aggie girlfriend done got herself an internship working at a Hummer dealership in Dallas next summer, and they've already offered her the same thing next summer and then a job once we graduate. Here I am driving the world's best offroad vehicle, and she's gonna be sellin' the world's worst to a buncha yuppie posers!

The good thing is, she gets one provided for her to drive, all paid for, gassed, and everything, so I told her that's gonna be my tow vehicle.

Gotta add, though, that I'm right proud of her too. She's darn good at sellin' things to folks, and she'll be able to make a killin' sellin' expensive cars.

 

[2badfjs]

gotta make $$$$ somehow,
might as well do it sellin to a bunch a yuppies..

just think, now you can really test drive one....ha ha!

 

[nuclearlemon]

one of my cruiser buds smiles everytime a jeep rolls into their muffler shop...he makes great money working on them...doesn't mean he stil doesn't think they suck

 

[KOWBOY]

She's darn good at sellin' things to folks ...

Let me get this here straight College Boy ...

Your girlfriend's fixin' to start sellin' hummers?

Hellfire Boy ... what do I gotta pay 'er for one?

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

Let me get this here straight College Boy ...

Your girlfriend's fixin' to start sellin' hummers?

Hellfire Boy ... what do I gotta pay 'er for one?

Damn you Kowboy, I knew you'd be the one to catch that you old dirty bastard!

They ain't fer sale, she ain't fer sale, hell, I ain't got nuthin' around her for sale to you 'cept a bridge and beach propterty in Arizona.


I'm gonna try to drag her up to Barnwell with me in January, but I dont' know if she'll go or not. On the other hand, I may be draggin' that damn aggie from west texas with me, seein' as how his junk's a little broke right now.


Shame on you kowboy for suggestin' such things about my young lady friend. Shame.

 

[66fj40x2]

Hell, I was gonna bring it up first thing this morning (no pun intended), but since we ain't been rightly introduced I figured I'd let it go. Specially seeuns how Kowboy was gonna be all over it. Amazed the thread lasted as long as it did!

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

Yeah, I kinda figured he wasn't the first to think of it, but I 'preciate y'all waitin' for somebody that knows me in person to bring it up.

You drivin' down from them flatlands of Kansas to Gilmer in January? I'd sure like to meet some more of the white trash.

 

[66fj40x2]

I'm bust'n my ass try'n to get the 40 back together in time but I just dunno. Katemcy for sure in March tho.

 

[KOWBOY]

Damn you Kowboy, I knew you'd be the one to catch that you old dirty bastard!


I'm gonna try to drag her up to Barnwell with me in January ...

Most excellent sir.

I'll even put 'er up in the Presidential Suite.

 

[Kotter]

Let me get this here straight College Boy ...

Your girlfriend's fixin' to start sellin' hummers?

Hellfire Boy ... what do I gotta pay 'er for one?

Ya know- Lebron James, that high school kid that went straight into the NBA to play hoops for Cleveland, suddenly started driving one of them thar vehicles in his senior year of high school. When the proper authorities (whoever it is that looks into gifts like that) started asking him questions, he told them "My mom gave me a Hummer!!" That just ain't right.

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

Well, I showed her this thread Kowboy, and she wanted me to tell you somethin.

She said when she gets her brand new hummer, she's gonna run over you forwards, then backwards, then forwards again to grow on. And then, she said she's gonna run over you backwards again so's you can't git a hummer!


Better watch out, she's a redhead and her personality shows it. She'll kick yer ass!

 

[KOWBOY]

She'll kick yer ass!

Most excellent sir.

At least that means she's gotta show up with you.

Get 'er hooked on the sport right from the get-go and ya'll will get along just fine.

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

I wouldn't say she's hooked on it just yet, but she's gettin' used to it. I think my obsession with Land Cruisers is still somewhat of a mystery to her, but she's gettin' darn good at spottin' 'em on the street and on tv and such.

She grew up a city girl, but by gawd, I do believe she's got some White Trash in her!

See you in January, Old Man.