Foreigners read this

[dd113]

As the foreign minister I wanted to take a second and start a thread just for you foreigners.

First, we need to establish just what foreign is. Canada is not foreign. That is not to say you cant be from Canada and be a member. All Canadians are welcome. Just dont tell us you are from Canada. Mexico would also not qualify as foreign.

Foreign would involve gettin on a boat or a plane to attend a meeting. Germany is foreign, Alabama is not (even if you fly out from B'Ham)

We also can get foreign mixed up with just plain old wierd. If you find goats attractive then that is not foreign; that is wierd. If you find llamas attractive that is not foreign either but is normal for this club.

We know that many of you foreigners cannot make it to meetings. That is OK. Our eventual plan is to bring the meeting to you. We want to use you foreign members as sleeper cells to lay the groundwork for our eventual world domination.

As we do not have first hand experience with "White Trash" in your neck of the woods all foreign applications will need to post HERE their examples of white trash and how they live up to our standards.

Be advised that when, as a foreginer, you are accepted into The White Trash Of The ELwood Chapter you may lose you local citizenship. It all depends on your country. If you are booted out there will always be a beer and a warm llama for you in Elwood.

 

[JCB ELWOOD]

Nicely done, sir. Way to step up Josh

 

[bigbrowndog]

G'Day to you Mr Foreign Minister dd113 [ name sounds like another class of warship] hope thats not ominous.Tough decisions to make, if I get booted out have you all got XXXX beer and vegemite sangers over there.Also might have to get in ya Cultural Ministers ear 'bout a few things.Seems like ya lady sailors have been leading our boys astray while here.Had this conversation with my boy.
G'day boy,how's things?
Ok, old fella.
What ya been up to.
Went to the pub last night.
Ya drivin , hope not.
na , mates turn. Was a lot of Sailor dudes there.
anything happen?
Na, just some sailor chicks challenging our AJs doing push ups in the beer garden,pretty wacked.
sounds wild, anyone booted out?
No, weren't all doing it, sure sound funny the way they talk.Got all different accents not like us.
you sure, son?
yeah old boy, some sound like Rocky others like those sheilas on your cds,ya know , those tammy,Dolly&gretchen chicks.
Sounds a bit sus a chick sounding like Rocky,me boy.
Just sorta like him ,not like a bloke ya know what I mean.
One Came over and was talking to me,really into dirt bikes and nascar racing, pretty clued up.Even said she watched the Oz V8s at Bathurst on sky.Reckons everyone in the south is into nascar.
maybe boy, not sure
Yeah called her ship a boat a few times so she would keep saying it's a ship not a boat, liked the way she says boat and hair.Different to us.
Anything else?
No see ya later,gotta go.
ok catch ya.
Hard to understand what they actually learn at school today for us T'rexe's.

 

[dd113]

I have no idea what some of your terms mean but I think I get the gist of it:

You find sailors attractive
or
You perfer your sailors to be women
or
You find sailors attractive when they are men dressed up like women
or
You like male sailors dressed up like women watching Nascar

Not all of the above is really white trash but I can see some effort on your part. Keep up the good work.

No idea what the XXXX beer is but the command central of The WHite Trash of The Elwood is the XXX ranch. Get with Kowboy, maybe in a sailor outfit, to make it the XXXX ranch so you will feel at home.

 

[KOWBOY]

I have no idea what some of your terms mean but I think I get the gist of it:

Doin' a fine job sir with our token foreigner ..... carry on.

 

[bigbrowndog]

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Gees thought any name with beer straight after it would be a bit of a give away[easily identified], eg duff beer, billy bob,bud beer. Where have you been hiding out. I think they do this for our foreign minister too.
quote.... translation...
old fella = my dad.
pub Boozer, hotel bar, waterhole filled with beer.
sailor dudes U.S.Navy
Sailor chicks U.S.Navy FEMALE Sailors.
shielas good looking girls
sus suspect, not what it seems/ can be counterfeit
sounds like Rocky New York accent, or where ever he comes from.
pretty clued up intelligent, recorceful and clever.
Oz V8 at Bathurst. Bathurst,N.S.W. Mountain circut for racing Australian
Ford and Holden superV8 cars.Apparently goes world
wide on sky channel[ I was not aware of this,pehaps
this is wrong]
If I missed anything just post it. cheers.

 

[bigbrowndog]

Dang all this YAWNNNN, just cause I drive my truck a little bit too fast, and try to kiss all the pretty girls.

 

[KOWBOY]

Dawg sits on that side of my junk too ...... but she ain't got no steerin' wheel.

Since you're the first fella I know from down there, I gotta ask ya a question ..... which direction does the water spin around when ya flush the s***ter?

 

[bigbrowndog]

Bit messed up when ya flush the s***ter but the water goes down the drain opposite to yours.
Our cyclones also spin clockwise [tropical low depression [[just in case]] down here, think your tornados and hurricanes go the other way.We use 240volt power also not 110volt.The dog thinks he owns the truck wont let anyone he don't know near it. No live cats or possums in my yard nowdays.He has a bit of a bad attitude towards other dogs at times.But a good mate to have.cheers Kowboy.

 

[KOWBOY]

Bit messed up when ya flush the s***ter but the water goes down the drain opposite to yours.

Ya see .... that just ain't right.

I've done heard 'bout it though. Reckon one of these days I'll have to fly down there and see it for my ownself.

 

[Chef]

WE ain't got cyclones, but we got twisters. They spin "anti-clockwise."
It is dizzying to check your watch, and watch a twister at the same time.

Also, we got jug liquor.

 

[Fireman]

Also, we got jug liquor.

Now that will work for currency anywhere. If you got you better bring it to the Ramble!!!!! Aw s***, is that my redneck showing through?

 

[bigbrowndog]

Chef, ya tried Jungle Juice yet????

 

[Chef]

I don't even know what that means.


Somebody bring some to Ramble!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[reffug]

Does the Foreign Minister carry any 'White Trash Merchandise'?

Or is he just another 'special tard'?