I've heard these phrases bandied about on these here forums, and thought they'd make great slogans for t-shirts and such. So here they are, available as bumperstickers, black t-shirts, and license plate frames:
4 wheel drive is no substitute for a brain:
Chrome won't get you home:
Enjoy!
4 wheel drive is no substitute for a brain:

Chrome won't get you home:

Enjoy!
