jonharis
Adventure Imports
Well fall is upon us and the summer wheeling season has wound down but the weather in the valley is perfect for wheeling and working on our beloved trucks, below is a list adapted from elsewhere here that I got a chuckle out of today. BTW, I love my 
and have 2 beautiful little girls at home and wouldn't trade them for anything. Hope to see you guys (and ladies) out there soon. All trip recommendations are welcome. weather it be a few hours in the desert north of town or a weekend in the Needles. 
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1. Land Cruisers don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Land Cruiser any time of the month.
3. Land Cruisers don't have parents.
4. Land Cruisers don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Land Cruiser with your friends.
6. Land Cruisers don't care how many other Land Cruisers you've ridden.
7. When driving, you and your Land Cruiser can arrive at the same time.
8. Land Cruisers don't care how many other Land Cruisers you have.
9. Land Cruisers don't care if you look at other Land Cruisers.
10. Land Cruisers don't care if you buy Land Cruiser magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Land Cruiser!"
...unless you go out and get it yourself.
12. If your Land Cruiser goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Land Cruiser is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Land Cruiser is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a Land Cruiser of color and still bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Land Cruiser.
17. If you say bad things to your Land Cruiser,
you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can drive your Land Cruiser as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Land Cruiser as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Land Cruiser after you dump it.
21. Land Cruisers don't get headaches.
22. Land Cruisers don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Land Cruiser never wants a night out with the other Land Cruisers.
24. Land Cruisers don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Land Cruiser.
26. If your Land Cruiser doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can drive your Land Cruiser the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner,
see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Land Cruiser is a decent seat belt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the
last time you were in your Land Cruiser.
30. Your Land Cruiser is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Land Cruiser when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Land Cruiser is actually fun.
33. Land Cruisers don't care how much money you spend on them.
34. You never have to worry about your Land Cruiser spending your money.
35. You don't have to remember your Land Cruiser's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries
and have 2 beautiful little girls at home and wouldn't trade them for anything. Hope to see you guys (and ladies) out there soon. All trip recommendations are welcome. weather it be a few hours in the desert north of town or a weekend in the Needles. . 1. Land Cruisers don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Land Cruiser any time of the month.
3. Land Cruisers don't have parents.
4. Land Cruisers don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Land Cruiser with your friends.
6. Land Cruisers don't care how many other Land Cruisers you've ridden.
7. When driving, you and your Land Cruiser can arrive at the same time.
8. Land Cruisers don't care how many other Land Cruisers you have.
9. Land Cruisers don't care if you look at other Land Cruisers.
10. Land Cruisers don't care if you buy Land Cruiser magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Land Cruiser!"
...unless you go out and get it yourself.
12. If your Land Cruiser goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Land Cruiser is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Land Cruiser is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a Land Cruiser of color and still bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Land Cruiser.
17. If you say bad things to your Land Cruiser,
you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can drive your Land Cruiser as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Land Cruiser as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Land Cruiser after you dump it.
21. Land Cruisers don't get headaches.
22. Land Cruisers don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Land Cruiser never wants a night out with the other Land Cruisers.
24. Land Cruisers don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Land Cruiser.
26. If your Land Cruiser doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can drive your Land Cruiser the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner,
see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Land Cruiser is a decent seat belt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the
last time you were in your Land Cruiser.
30. Your Land Cruiser is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Land Cruiser when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Land Cruiser is actually fun.
33. Land Cruisers don't care how much money you spend on them.
34. You never have to worry about your Land Cruiser spending your money.
35. You don't have to remember your Land Cruiser's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries