10 Reasons Guns are Better than Women

[Brock]

#10-you can trade off a 44 for a new 22.
#9-you can keep one at home and have another for when you are on the road.
#8-if you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7-your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6-your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5-a gun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
#4-a gun functions normally every day of the month.
#3-a gun doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat?".
#2-a gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women..........
#1-you can buy a silencer for a gun!!

 

[Brock]

....some others friends submitted:

- More use out of gun license than marriage license
- Gun license expires every 5 years and you can choose to renew or cancel with no penalty
- Guns dont come with Mother In Laws
- You can always "bang" your firearms.....one friend referenced that if a Clemson Graduate then you can also "cock" your gun if that is your preference, not that there is anything wrong with that.
- Lifetime Membership with NRA is $300 (normally $1000); Lifetime with a woman will set you back a million bucks.

 

[BBQ BOY]

The first set was great. I'm going to use that.