And to end the day I'm going to declare myself KING!
KING of jackasses that is. Before heading home I noticed my phone's battery was low so i decided to chuck it in the cruiser and charge it for 15 mins while i wrapped things up at the stables. Ignition on all systems off and only a phone charger on... Shouldn't drain a battery especially not a deep cycle one
Correction an old battery is an old battery when I came back it wouldn't even crank over, no problem we've got a another car here and I've got a set of jumper cables. Stand back! I know what im doing. Positive to positive negative to ground oooh spark. And wait, nothing at all... Clean up the contacts and surprise giant spark wait a second the clamp is starting to glow red

... The clamp is on fire

. Unhook everything. I tried a second time same thing i tried a third time same thing. Instead of setting my cruiser on fire or electrocuting myself i called it quits and got towed to a gas station to test and swap the battery. That's when i realise I take the crown. I cannot believe I was trying to jump start the whole time sending voltage to the NEGATIVE terminal

I finally understood my fear of electricity... I'm too stupid to be around it