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Mr. 5-time Suspended Quarterback

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Today we salute you Mr. 5-time Suspended Quarterback
(Mr. 5-time Suspended Quarterback)

During high pressure situations some reach for Glory but you’re reaching for a cold one!
(I’ll have another.)

You weave your way down to a Southeastern Conference -mandated “life skills” seminar smelling of alcohol... because “You’re the QB by God” and you can.
(I make my own rules)

One missed step and you've got a pissed off coach and another suspension(Ohh) But do you really care? No Way Jack.
(No-no)

So crack open an ice cold budlight suspended guy, because the coach may be call the plays, but the only call you care about is “Last Call”.
(Mr. 5-time Suspended Quarterback)
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The beer bottle is removed for the :princess: among us.
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Gundy said:
Wow...Clemson sure did stockpile some nice recruits this off season.
I hear on local radio that CU is a lock to win at least 9 games this year
and Championships thereafter.
Should be a fun Football season this year.
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Yep I feel a national title run coming on..... as I see it now we have no reason not to go undefeated :hillbilly:
 
ClemsonCruiser said:
Yep I feel a national title run coming on..... as I see it now we have no reason not to go undefeated :hillbilly:
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I'm going to bet you a s***ty six pack of Gordons that UNC will finish higher than Clemson this year even with the bowl sanctions and loss of scholarship players.

By the way what game are we going to this year?
 
clemson55 said:
USC fans know all about being the 67th best team in the country. Back to Back NIT Champs!

With our schedule, the losses from last years team, and the new offense 8 wins maybe 9 with the bowl would be a good year and a solid improvement.
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See there they go again. I try to be nice only to get cheap shots at my school.
What is the all time record between USC vs CU?
Who won last year?
How many ACC basketball championships does CU hold?
How many NIT championships does CU hold?
USC stinks in basketball but at least we've won a few in Chapel Hill.

I'm up for just about ANY bets on USC vs CU in ....well...just pick a sport.
 
Gundy said:
I'm up for just about ANY bets on USC vs CU in ....well...just pick a sport.
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I'm willing to bet Clemson is better at pocket pool than USC. By a long shot.
 
Trollhole said:
I'm going to bet you a s***ty six pack of Gordons that UNC will finish higher than Clemson this year even with the bowl sanctions and loss of scholarship players.

By the way what game are we going to this year?
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I'll take that bet Sir..... while I don't have high expectations for Clemson this year. You cheating SOBs are up s*** creek without a paddle and are well positioned to be jack squat....... just be glad you have Swofford in your pocket or things could have been alot worse

I do love me some Gordons!!!

FSU or Auburn would be good games..... FSU would be my first choice though, don't think Auburn is going to be much this year.

About the only things I am really excited about for Clemson this year is watching some of these young speed demons come in and play on the return game; it sucked not having CJ and Jacoby back there last year returning kicks.


**edit we play UNC at home this year... we have to make that one as I would like to collect my Gordons in person and ice cold :cheers:
 
Trollhole said:
I'm willing to bet Clemson is better at pocket pool than USC. By a long shot.
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I don't know....Cocks...pocket pool....there's gotta be a joke there.

That NCAA stuff sucks. Heck you'd think UNC played in the S.E.C.
I understand USC is awaiting the death penalty.
Meanwhile CU recruits are flashing the cash.
The Tigers are coming back. Wait till next year....or maybe the year
after that.
Got my Pom Poms ready. I'm all in.
The UNC vs CU game could be a biggie. Just saying it wouldn't surprise me
if it had conference Title implications.

I can't wait to see Clowney take the field. His HS tapes are a riot.
I'd love to see him get the ball on offense.
The guy is a monster. Playing opposite of an All S.E.C. end.
On a team that lead the S.E.C. in sacks LAST year.
I wouldn't want to be "Lost Ball and Lunch"Bellamy.
Or "Bobblehead" Boyd for that matter. Those hits in the USC game
he took were scary.
Man I'm ready for some football.
 
Gundy said:
I don't know....Cocks...pocket pool....there's gotta be a joke there.

That NCAA stuff sucks. Heck you'd think UNC played in the S.E.C.
I understand USC is awaiting the death penalty.
Meanwhile CU recruits are flashing the cash.
The Tigers are coming back. Wait till next year....or maybe the year
after that.
Got my Pom Poms ready. I'm all in.
The UNC vs CU game could be a biggie. Just saying it wouldn't surprise me
if it had conference Title implications.

I can't wait to see Clowney take the field. His HS tapes are a riot.
I'd love to see him get the ball on offense.
The guy is a monster. Playing opposite of an All S.E.C. end.
On a team that lead the S.E.C. in sacks LAST year.
I wouldn't want to be "Lost Ball and Lunch"Bellamy.
Or "Bobblehead" Boyd for that matter. Those hits in the USC game
he took were scary.
Man I'm ready for some football.
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Man David your trash talk is in mid-season form...... you've been working out haven't you :hillbilly:
 
ClemsonCruiser said:
Man David your trash talk is in mid-season form...... you've been working out haven't you :hillbilly:
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Still expecting the historic collapse...maybe Navy....so I better get any digs in now.
Come late November I could be hiding under a rock and dreaming of baseball past.

I do think CU will get the ship righted. The O guy Dabo hired could be that missing piece.
Those new recruits aren't chopped liver. Could be an interesting year all around....like they
ALL are. S.C. football....it don't get no better than that.
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