I'm just going to go full home alone - paint cans that drop down and hit him in the face, nail gun to the balls, somehow the steering wheel becomes 800 degrees, icy seat so he slips out, a tarantula that is slowly lowered onto his head, etc.
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Reminds me: not for everyone but, tinted windows (mine came stock; did all of them?), dark interior goes a long way. Hard to see a black bag or blanket/sheet through tinted windows on a black or dark gray carpet/cargo box.I've always used a "club" on the steering wheel and still currently do on my 80. I once parked near the entrance of a metro stop at 3 pm and got off for 10 minutes to go to the market and when I came out my old Camry was gone. They stripped it from the inside (door panels, seats...). The club wasn't on in this occasion but had it been on, maybe the thief would have been too lazy to take the extra step to cut it off. Will tint the windows in my 80 soon to add an extra layer of privacy at night. Not foolproof but its something. Looking forward to ideas here. I have a 93 LC with no OBDII port. Killswitch? How to thwart car thieves with a $10 killswitch | Hagerty Media - https://www.hagerty.com/media/maintenance-and-tech/killswitch-thwarts-car-thieves/
I met a couple at Overland Expo East who did extensive travel through Mexico. I noticed they had some security mods done to their truck, and we discussed them.
They indicated that (in Mexico) thieves commonly punch out the door lock, and open the doors with pliers. Or they just smash the windows.
This couple installed expanded steel mesh behind their rear windows, and a literal rod which prevented access to the door locks / handles. The front windows had 3M knockoff clear film which prevented the windows from shattering.
Their work was somewhat crude, but I think both could be implemented more elegantly if someone was very serious about security.
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Another shot:I met a couple at Overland Expo East who did extensive travel through Mexico. I noticed they had some security mods done to their truck, and we discussed them.
They indicated that (in Mexico) thieves commonly punch out the door lock, and open the doors with pliers. Or they just smash the windows.
This couple installed expanded steel mesh behind their rear windows, and a literal rod which prevented access to the door locks / handles. The front windows had 3M knockoff clear film which prevented the windows from shattering.
Their work was somewhat crude, but I think both could be implemented more elegantly if someone was very serious about security.
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That would sell like hotcakes in Portland or Plano!

Open the hood after you park Unclip or pull coil wire. Close the hood. Repeat process in reverse to start.I have way more money than I want to admit into my 1HDT swap 80. I'll be living in it full time again as soon as I get the last bolt tightened. Finding full-comp insurance for the real world value of these vehicles these days seems nearly impossible without heavy mileage restrictions. At least I haven't found one in the US yet.
Most of the discussion here is city-based, as most of daily drive or weekend trip these rigs. I have a slightly different problem.
Fully kitted for living like this makes it a very attractive target for thieves. Living in it full time makes me the alarm system most nights. I usually feel the most vulnerable when I have to grab a hotel for whatever reason. But I do frequently hike and do occasional multi-day treks. Coming back to some of these trailheads and finding the truck gone could end up being life-threatening. The backcountry used to feel pretty safe, but in a Covid/Post-Covid world where everyone is pushing further out I'm not sure anywhere is that safe anymore.
I have a hidden locking kill switch, but who knows how long that would slow a determined thief down. I know a lot of thieves defeated the Club by bringing a spare steering wheel and just removing the whole wheel. Not sure how that works with a live airbag these days.
I've been wondering about a physical immobilizer of some kind. To at least make it a lot harder to drag up onto a trailer or tow away. A pin lock in the parking brake handle, but they could easily cut the cable at the rear axle. They actually make a cop-style wheel boot that you can buy, but they're not designed for these big tired trucks. A chain through the rim to the axle would at least require bolt cutters.
Any other ideas out there?