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Pigeaten said:
spent 4 more days in hospital last week, infection in intestines, liver enzymes wacky, almost back to normal. Gave me some medicine for liver, first thing I've ever been allergic to, told my wife i was going down as i started to fall out of hospital bed, slurring words, red face, pumped me full of something, 20 minutes later, felt fine. Home now feel great. Dr from Trauma hospital gave me full release today on fall. Only thing left is surgery on clavicle, they decided it wasn't cosmetic, that should be in next month. Drove my wife over hill on Sunday for oysters, couldn't move shoulder after, so looking forward to being whole again
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Not Funny 🤣🤣 ha ,ha but had similar situation in ICU after brain 🧠 exploded! They had them full leg circulation ballons on both of my legs and being the Arse 🐖👈 hole of a patient dat I am, I start taking dem off and guess what 🧐🤔😉 fall off da bed and betweens da wall! Wit 250+ hitting da flo Nurse comes running in after she heard it. She asks you O.K. I say yes! Do you know where you are? I say yes! I'm in a Submarine off da coast of Maine 🧐🤔😳😲. Nurse was in da Navy and lived in Maine and all the monitors for ❤️ and whatnot looked like ship controls. Thank for ya service as a Nurse and serving in Navy 😘❤️.
 
we might be brothers, i had this heart monitor wired to my chest, but it wasn't plugged in so i figure not needed, so i pull off all electrodes from chest and put on nightstand, nurse comes running in asking if im ok, she looks at nightstand and says, you took it off, i say yep not plugged in, she says bluetooth to computer, i say sorry, she hooks me back up
 
Great to see you don, and thanks for letting us pick up your nuts, and

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Pigeaten said:
we might be brothers, i had this heart monitor wired to my chest, but it wasn't plugged in so i figure not needed, so i pull off all electrodes from chest and put on nightstand, nurse comes running in asking if im ok, she looks at nightstand and says, you took it off, i say yep not plugged in, she says bluetooth to computer, i say sorry, she hooks me back up
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Think we are! They glued all these probes to my head, felt like Rasta 😉. I ripped them all out like 30 of them 🤣🤣🤣 they were not Happy. They did'nt put em back on though 👍.
 
Pigeaten said:
roofers, i am 40' away
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Not exactly best practice to position a ladder like that but I'm sure they know what they're doing. Just stay out of the shadow in case it slips. 40' sounds about right. 😂
 
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