Not mine, but supposed 2016 Land Cruiser Double Cab Pickup for sale...

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Hope that covered it all
Pretty much. More emphasis and several more references to sodomy is all I'd change. I'm gonna guess you and Papp would be the only ones who read this whole thread.
 
Pretty much. More emphasis and several more references to sodomy is all I'd change. I'm gonna guess you and Papp would be the only ones who read this whole thread.


added a gif for one more reference

maybe.... it was linked on the TLCA facebook page so there may be more reading through now...... slow day at work and this was like a very long car crash in slow motion.
 
The brakes are quite adequate on a 70 series. I would not modify the factory braking system without at least driving it for a few thousand miles and then making a determination of braking need based on performance.

The factory system is quite robust and reliable.

Yeah but you are not runnin them big meats.

This guys got the meats.

Of course they are rolled up to the side of the truck. That takes special brakes.

You don't sell em.
 
God lawdy lawd...... I just realized I spent almost 3 god damn hours reading this.

This crap is almost as funny as the Wenzel kid from Pirate all those years ago that coined the phrase getting Wenzel'd.... hopefully this one will coin the phrase getting Papp Smeared or maybe that is what would happen if you gave them a deposit ;)

No clue how I missed the original sale thread... maybe because i'm never in the for sale section that much but for anyone else wanting cliff notes.

Hey guys look at these 3 70 series for sale
Wow that would be amazing I would buy if real says many mudders able to put that coin down.
Wait a minute google this guys name he is the devil
Speak his name and up he pops. "hey guys no i'm not I will give you guys all the docs you need to prove this is real and i'll host a show an tell.
Never sends any info on the rigs or docs, or an address for show and tell
Hey guys no one came and I even had donuts
you're lying
no i'm not
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more talk about this
Original Papp brother starts creating multiple fake accounts to show that it is all super legit.
Up pops brother who is the president of LC America and claims his brother was never part of it.
Brother proves to be gifted with a silver tongue but can still prove nothing
Skeptics amass
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Holy crap pics of an actual truck in the US (did not see that one coming)
Some skeptics disappear but some are steadfast
Anyone can come check out the truck to see it is real
People point out that these vehicles aren't that hard to get here for epa testing but to keep past a year is impossible unless it passes everything.
Give us more info
(see gif above)
some numbers are provided
numbers don't prove vehicle is compliant yet
well we have black hole technology so they are legal nah nee nah nee poop pants
one actual mud member not affiliated with the Papp brothers actual goes and sees the truck
well cool..... anything to prove that if someone buys this it won't get crushed?
you guys don't believe me so
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More discussion by mud members.
Holy crap both Papps are now back, one just wants to insult the other is still using his people skills to try and prove something that isn't even provable at this point
Well look here is more pictures of the cruiser
Your wheels suck and they aren't even attached to the truck
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Well we will be at SEMA with the truck so come see us
every points out they aren't registered at sema
well we couldn't afford it but we are here look (pictures of people in company attire is posted)
Every mud member and vendor at SEMA looking for them like
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Sema is over and no one found waldo papp
Guess since you guys can't prove you are selling anything then its getting moved to chat
Papp "oh go ahead i'm sure they are all nice chaps"
Done
Sodomy
Sodomy lessons proposed
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Papp "WTF is wrong with these people abort abort"
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Germans stealing mexican women
Multiple other suspected scams from the Papps pop up on Ebay and in the for sale section.


Hope that covered it all

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I'd like to thank Onur, Steve, Phil, Ward, both Papp brothers for some good times here.
Maybe I should get some work done now
@beno I owe you a beer next time i'm in CO

You sir are absolutely amazing. Well done!

I would like to nominate ^^^^^ as post of the year.

I'll second that nomination! Brilliant!
 
I love that all his listings mention ‘no rust.’ Clearly this guy doesn’t know s*** about Land Cruisers.

They made sure to include the important details and full disclosure,

Papp-Joke-Ad said:
Noticeable Damage

Broken Ashtray (pictured)
 
Instead of spending so much time ripping people off and defending their actions in Mud why don’t they spend that time working on a name change and get a new phone number for fawks sake!

They can’t even do scamming right!
 
These guys, or someone claiming to be them, are posting ebay and craigslist ads for trucks they don't own in Japan. Have they given up on the 79 series scam? They never updated their website after SEMA, it still reads "Available October 2017" and "12D 18H 45MN 36S Before Sales Begin at SEMA, Las Vegas". No one ever posted on their forum. So weird.
 
Why scam people with vehicles they know can't be driven legally here in the US when you can scam them with s*** that can?

Yeah, it would be different if the rolled in here with all the legitimate approvals and certifications approved by DOT, EPA, and NHSA, other than the exemption they are using to “test” it and put bro wheels on.

But, they do not and have had pretty vague claims on how they intend to make these unicorns street legal.:meh:

If there was a way to do it, without prohibitive cost, it would have been done by now.
 
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God lawdy lawd...... I just realized I spent almost 3 god damn hours reading this.

This crap is almost as funny as the Wenzel kid from Pirate all those years ago that coined the phrase getting Wenzel'd.... hopefully this one will coin the phrase getting Papp Smeared or maybe that is what would happen if you gave them a deposit ;)

No clue how I missed the original sale thread... maybe because i'm never in the for sale section that much but for anyone else wanting cliff notes.

Hey guys look at these 3 70 series for sale
Wow that would be amazing I would buy if real says many mudders able to put that coin down.
Wait a minute google this guys name he is the devil
Speak his name and up he pops. "hey guys no i'm not I will give you guys all the docs you need to prove this is real and i'll host a show an tell.
Never sends any info on the rigs or docs, or an address for show and tell
Hey guys no one came and I even had donuts
you're lying
no i'm not
View attachment 1576067\

more talk about this
Original Papp brother starts creating multiple fake accounts to show that it is all super legit.
Up pops brother who is the president of LC America and claims his brother was never part of it.
Brother proves to be gifted with a silver tongue but can still prove nothing
Skeptics amass
giphy-downsized-large.gif

Holy crap pics of an actual truck in the US (did not see that one coming)
Some skeptics disappear but some are steadfast
Anyone can come check out the truck to see it is real
People point out that these vehicles aren't that hard to get here for epa testing but to keep past a year is impossible unless it passes everything.
Give us more info
(see gif above)
some numbers are provided
numbers don't prove vehicle is compliant yet
well we have black hole technology so they are legal nah nee nah nee poop pants
one actual mud member not affiliated with the Papp brothers actual goes and sees the truck
well cool..... anything to prove that if someone buys this it won't get crushed?
you guys don't believe me so
View attachment 1576068
More discussion by mud members.
Holy crap both Papps are now back, one just wants to insult the other is still using his people skills to try and prove something that isn't even provable at this point
Well look here is more pictures of the cruiser
Your wheels suck and they aren't even attached to the truck
butthurt-about-it.gif


Well we will be at SEMA with the truck so come see us
every points out they aren't registered at sema
well we couldn't afford it but we are here look (pictures of people in company attire is posted)
Every mud member and vendor at SEMA looking for them like
giphy.gif

Sema is over and no one found waldo papp
Guess since you guys can't prove you are selling anything then its getting moved to chat
Papp "oh go ahead i'm sure they are all nice chaps"
Done
Sodomy
Sodomy lessons proposed
giphy.gif



Papp "WTF is wrong with these people abort abort"
841197.gif

Germans stealing mexican women
Multiple other suspected scams from the Papps pop up on Ebay and in the for sale section.


Hope that covered it all

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I'd like to thank Onur, Steve, Phil, Ward, both Papp brothers for some good times here.
Maybe I should get some work done now
@beno I owe you a beer next time i'm in CO

#Pappsmeared

The only thing I would change about this is add that the "random guy" that posted up pics of the truck is the same guy posting ads on Mud, CL, and eBay under the name PappBrothersAutomotive. Go search for posts in this thread by @InTheKnow . Posts #614, #619, and #632 for those who are too lazy. I wonder how many Mud accounts the Papps hold...
 
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