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sucks either way. I can watch bang bang blow them up movies all day long but sports, nadda! I swear it is torture!
 
Yeah you're better off shooting them....beavers don't give up, they'll be back building that dam tomorrow....when killing them isn't an option one method is laying a large pipe down and the idiots build there dam around it and the water can still flow
 
CruisinTiger said:
Yeah you're better off shooting them....beavers don't give up, they'll be back building that dam tomorrow....when killing them isn't an option one method is laying a large pipe down and the idiots build there dam around it and the water can still flow

Oh Crick, do you doubt that I don't already have a small arsenal appropriately positioned around the house to engage any beavers that are dumb enough to show themselves? :-)

I have a full backdrop for anywhere I wish to engage one of these foul, flat tailed beasts. The first time that vermin shows himself it's on like Donkey Kong!
 
I vote for the beaver!
 
Steve is fighting the beaver again...just accept the beaver.

A vote for the beaver is a vote for the future (unless of course Steve is fighting normal debris, in which case he is fighting the beaver in his head).
 
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...Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright,
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
and the bastard tried to bite me....
 
A vote for the beaver is a vote for the future (unless of course Steve is fighting normal debris, in which case he is fighting the beaver in his head).

They were beaver dams, not normal debris.

Why not let them stop it up. Then you would have a nice pond in the back yard. Make a great duck pond.

The ducks already have a nice wetland just downstream from my property. There is at least one nesting pair of wood ducks there and they might even be on our property. The section the beavers backed up on my property has several nice ripples and once decent sized one just on the property upstream. All were inundated except the higher/nicest one which the beavers were working on. Oh, and that makes dam #3 that I get to tear out today. :censor:
 
Just blow them up.

I have considered that simply for S & G's.

We didn't see any confirmed activity last night. One came upstream a bit I think (saw ripples) but I never saw a beaver, none of the trails we blocked were cleared or rerouted, and the two dams we cleared did not have any new construction. Maybe (maybe) they aren't going to rebuild but from my experience they almost always do...
 
Dry ice and an empty two litre bottle. Boom shakalaka!
 
Save the Beav, Steve!

BeaverCleaver.webp
 
What is tannerite?
 
Beaver tastes really really good. Slow cook it like a roast awesome. :)
 
you put a beaver, a bear and steve in the hole that is 12ft wide by 12ft wide and 10ft deep.

Which ever gets out first keeps the property and does whatever he/she wants with it.
 

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