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Slowwly but surely...
That is funny! Even though it's almost 3 years old!
poor wally aka tyke aka poor wallys land cruiser emporium....there are alot of rumors that go around out the man...the myth...the tyke!
People say Tyke has never blinked in his life….Never!
People say Tyke can sneeze with both his eyes open.
People say Tyke had killed a dear by just pointing his finger and saying “bang”!
People say Tyke can kill two stones with just one bird.
People say Tyke can tie his shoes with his feet.
People say Tyke invented water.
People sat Tyke was in a knife fight and the knife lost.
People say Tyke doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time it is.
People say Tyke eats steak every night…sometimes he kills the cow!
People say Tyke sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
People say Tyke can hold his breath for 9 years!
People say Tyke beat his own shadow up for following him too closely!
People say Tyke can lead a horse to water AND make him drink it!
People say Tyke doesn’t get frostbite, he bites frost!
People say Tyke makes his Toyota jealous with his driving skills!
People say Tyke has counted to infinity twice.
People say Tyke doesn’t sleep ….he waits!
People say Tyke can do a wheelie on a unicycle!
People say Tyke can drown a fish.
People say Tyke can play a violin with a piano.
People say Tyke can cut steel with his teeth.
People say Tyke can eat the core of an apple first!
People say Tyke can build a snowman out of rain.
People say Tyke boils water faster when he watches it.
People say Tyke has no hair on his chest….hair doesn’t grow on steel!
People say the only time Tyke was only wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
People say Tyke once bowled a 300 without a ball.
People say Tyke broke a bear trap with his leg.