How to sell a Land Cruiser

[SteamerF18]

Not mine, but one of the more creative "why I'm selling" vehicle descriptions I've seen in a while. Enjoy.

1994 Toyota Land Cruiser All Terain Monster

 

[4xFletch]

Well of course Paul and Jim don't want all the women around. They have each other.

 

[baldilocks]

Paul and Jim's excellent "venture"!

 

[Fj81]

LOL that's good marketing there.

 

[ZeGerman]

Yeah the women need to place their hands on that truck so the can balance better while puking. That color is hideous. Its like radioactive parrot turds

 

[ThatMacGuy]

Yeah the women need to place their hands on that truck so the can balance better while puking. That color is hideous. Its like radioactive parrot turds

Agreed; the color is horrible. Maybe they are color blind....

 

[LandCruisinMy93]

Sounds like Paul and Jim should have got a Prius or Subaru Outback or Baja instead of a Land cruiser. Or are those just reserved for female couples and Californians lol.

 

[Irish Reiver]

I thought you needed a snorkel before the women got excited....

 

[Wookie95]

Best of Craigslist nominee.....

 

[inkpot]

Do they have any Taco Bell Reciepts hidden in there anywhere?

 

[benjrblant]

Those webbing straps are not UV stable.