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[BMThiker]

Funny or sad? I don't think these folks understand how that big ball of energy in the sky works.
http://www.roanoke-chowannewsherald.com/2015/12/08/woodland-rejects-solar-farm/

Jane Mann ... a retired Northampton science teacher... is concerned that photosynthesis, which depends upon sunlight, would not happen and would keep the plants from growing. She said she has observed areas near solar panels where the plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.

She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her that solar panels didn’t cause cancer.
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“You’re killing your town,” Bobby Mann said. “All the young people are going to move out.”

He said the solar farms would suck up all the energy from the sun and businesses would not come to Woodland.​

 

[Rice]

Funny or sad? I don't think these folks understand how that big ball of energy in the sky works.
http://www.roanoke-chowannewsherald.com/2015/12/08/woodland-rejects-solar-farm/

Jane Mann ... a retired Northampton science teacher... is concerned that photosynthesis, which depends upon sunlight, would not happen and would keep the plants from growing. She said she has observed areas near solar panels where the plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.

She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her that solar panels didn’t cause cancer.
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“You’re killing your town,” Bobby Mann said. “All the young people are going to move out.”

He said the solar farms would suck up all the energy from the sun and businesses would not come to Woodland.​

You must know, as someone that loves teaching as much as I do, how much this drives me up the F'ing wall. GD idiots everywhere you look. I've always considered it less than a mortal sin if they taught something else, but SCIENCE??!!

 

[NCFJ]

Face it Rice, ya just can't fix stupid. I commend you for what you do and agree that Math and Science should be forefront in education.

 

[jamesurq]

big ball of energy in the sky

There's a big ball of energy in the sky!??

Oh God.... I see it.... It's coming right at us!!!

 

[jamesurq]

Truthfully though - I would guess there are some politics here. 3 farms already, new company wants to come in and build one too. Pay a few bucks to the crazy cat lady Science teacher and have her make a fuss.... and poof, there goes your competition.

 

[Rice]

To add fuel to the fire, I thought gay marriage causes solar panels to give cancer and create tornados. I heard it on the news.

 

[NCFJ]

When looking for the truth, first follow the money. You are most likely correct James. I abhor local politics, everyone is so focused on what Trump said last night that your local council acts without worry of 90% of their constituents having a clue about what is going on. I took on my township in PA when they tried to force residents to pay for new curbs and sidewalks. My legal property started at the inside of the sidewalk, an I had a corner lot with lots more sidewalk and a corner turn out.

My best line came, in front of a packed house, standing room only when the chairman told me they would put a lien on my property if Ii did not pay... "You put a lien on my property and when I am done you'll all be living in Stanleyville" This was my third time to the mike that evening. This was the meeting they held to let us sheep voice our complaints before they tried to ram this through.

In the end myself and a hand full of others refused to pay and did not pay. They never put a lien on my property and retracted the invoice after I went down to the township building. I brought a township police lei tenant with me to that meeting as a witness. He also did not pay.

Funny thing, two of the contractors used to do the concrete work and pave the streets had direct family ties to people on the board. Shocking.

 

[RedHeadedStepChild]

I think its now quite clear that you all have had your minds taken over by the fluoride in the water system, otherwise you would understand the energy sucking nature of solar panels. Because c'mon, if they aren't sucking your life force, where are they getting all that electricity from. BAM! SCIENCE! and the cancer actually comes from the negative vibrations emitted from the crystalline structure.
AND ANOTHER THING - for all you wind fanatics out there. Riddle me this - how exactly are we all going to breath when all the wind has been absorbed? That's Medical science right there!

 

[NCFJ]

Pssssssst, hey Jim your tin foil hat is a bit loose this morning.

How am I supposed to get all my paper work done when I keep reading all this scientific stuff.

 

[RedHeadedStepChild]

Don't laugh Stan, the black helicopters will catch you.
You don't hear them do you?
THAT is exactly how you know they're there.

 

[NCFJ]

But I have the ACME medium (5-50 acres) force field installed. Wards off black helicopters and oddly enough, chipmunks.

 

[BMThiker]

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

 

[JohnVee]

I obviously hate it here. Go on and send me somewhere. Anywhere. Here's the box. Close me up.

 

[lt1fire]

 

[Beau Diddly]

 

[roadstr6]

I'm that guy. Terrible with names!

 

[Rice]

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Best!

 

[lt1fire]

slee doesn't make things for 60 series

 

[Rice]

 

[elkaholic]

I'm that guy. Terrible with names!

As am I. When I was doing a lot of trail guiding with a Heep organization, I took a laminated trail map and wrote names and rigs on it to help me remember