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It's on baby! :bounce:

August 18th - Atlanta, GA

Avocado (BJJ) vs eventhough (MFMS)
260 lbs, 6'4" ------- 170 lbs, 5'10"

Place your bets....more info to come as it develops...
 
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Is this a Michael Vick production?

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I also think Dan can hold alcohol better.
 
I don't know I heard Dan has reflexs like a mongoose :D

........ we will def. need a video of this epic battle for those of us who can't attend!!!


David has the experience though! My prediction - JuiceBox wins by tap out within three minutes.
 
Hey wait a second, isn't that the weekend you are supposed to come help me weld, juicebox? You two idiots better not go breaking each other in half and then try to wiggle out of welding my piggy!

Boys, geesh.
 
I think Juicebox is WAAAAY to into this whole fight thing.

I started Brazilian Jiu Jitsu to lose weight without feeling like a hamster on the running wheel...to date I have had three classes. My instructor says I look like a whale trying to beach itself when I wrestle...and I agree. This should be taken into account if Juicebox claims any high and mighty status if he beats me. By August 18th I should have 8-10 more lessons under my belt. It may help me a bit in the main event...who knows.

Now, there is no octagon at my gym, and if we go to the BJJ class (not the MMA) we will only be wrestling, no hitting, etc. We will also be rolling AFTER we do a full class of exercises, etc.

All this said, I don't know NEARLY as much as Juicebox portrays himself knowing. If he does know all he talks about I will probably lose. I won't push it if I get submitted, I will tap, no biggie.

If he isn't as skilled as he portays himself to be, well, then it could get interesting.

I plan on having fun with this. If he wins, super. If I win, super. If we both fall to the floor panting like babies...super (this is most likely).
 
He is like a string bean. He is all weakness. His only redeeming trait will be his experience and skill with this stuff. I am much bigger than him and will try to not just sit on him as a defense :)
 
Dan says "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. "

Steve says "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. "

Dan says " Steve is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. "

Steve says "Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. " :confused:

Dan says " I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. "

Steve says " I run on the road, long before I dance under the lights. "

Dan says "I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world. "

Steve says" I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on. "

Dan says "I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round. "

Steve says" I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. "

Dan says" I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them. "

Steve says" If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. "

Dan says" It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am. "

Stve says" It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. "

Dan says" My toughest fight was with my first wife. "

Steve says" Superman don't need no seat belt. "


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Oh Yes - Dan can drink more than I can! :beer:

This is going to be a friendly match. I do know more than Dan but my bet is he is too far out of my weight class for me to do much of anything with. I'm just stirring the pot! :grinpimp:
 

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