Dan says "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. "
Steve says "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. "
Dan says " Steve is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. "
Steve says "Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. "
Dan says " I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. "
Steve says " I run on the road, long before I dance under the lights. "
Dan says "I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world. "
Steve says" I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on. "
Dan says "I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round. "
Steve says" I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. "
Dan says" I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them. "
Steve says" If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. "
Dan says" It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am. "
Stve says" It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. "
Dan says" My toughest fight was with my first wife. "
Steve says" Superman don't need no seat belt. "


