TORT: The ONSC Rant Thread (1 Viewer)

[jamesurq]

So I have an item listed for $3000

"$1500 cash" is a text I get.......

No questions about the car, no details wanted, just a low offer....

What I don't get is how they think that using the word "cash" changes things.... I mean, what the hell other payment methods are there to buy a car in person? You gonna western union me the money? Paypal? Gonna try and trade me your girlfriend's used underwear?

The other response with that type of offer is "which half of the car do you want?"

 

[S4Cruiser]

So I have an item listed for $3000

"$1500 cash" is a text I get.......

No questions about the car, no details wanted, just a low offer....

What I don't get is how they think that using the word "cash" changes things.... I mean, what the hell other payment methods are there to buy a car in person? You gonna western union me the money? Paypal? Gonna try and trade me your girlfriend's used underwear?

The other response with that type of offer is "which half of the car do you want?"

Pic of said girlfriend?

 

[lt1fire]

Pic of said girlfriend?

Can't really help you there but here is a video of me with mine


@custyota

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[onemanarmy]

So I have an item listed for $3000

"$1500 cash" is a text I get.......

No questions about the car, no details wanted, just a low offer....

What I don't get is how they think that using the word "cash" changes things.... I mean, what the hell other payment methods are there to buy a car in person? You gonna western union me the money? Paypal? Gonna try and trade me your girlfriend's used underwear?

The other response with that type of offer is "which half of the car do you want?"

Just pay attention to the level of intelligence of the general public. Those type of Craigslist responses won't surprise you anymore.

 

[RedHeadedStepChild]

By definition, half of the world population is below average

 

[PhrogsPhorever]

By definition, half of the world population is below average

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

Truer words have never been spoken

 

[PhrogsPhorever]

Already mentioned in the Flo thread, but douche-bags that drive around with their LED a go-go light bars on when there is absolutely no need

 

[GLTHFJ60]

The water pump in Laura's car went out on our way back from a wedding, 247 miles from home. Let my aaa membership expire after the shenanigans discovered by James U, yay. Hotel tonight, ride home in the am.

Guess I need to renew my aaa membership now. Tow home would be much less expensive if I had it. Don't know of any alternatives to aaa, open to suggestions.

 

[jynx]

Not sure what insurance you have, but we have State Farm and as part of our policy we can get reimbursed for a tow. Any company, not just the next on the AAA list. I've used it a couple times. Just take the receipt to my agents office and they cut me a check.

Might be worth checking on. I didnt even know we had it til I was chatting with our agent one day about some other policy stuff.

 

[Comet]

The Farm reimburses up to $100 last time I checked. It is super cheap for what you get.

 

[forrest5000]

The Farm reimburses up to $100 last time I checked. It is super cheap for what you get.

Yeah it's like $4.50 every 6 months

 

[GLTHFJ60]

Just found out that my insurance reimburses up to $100! Thanks guys!

 

[PhrogsPhorever]

People who say “like”

Riding the shuttle to the hotel after a FLL to LAX leg, and there are these two 20-somethings talking. They were actually chattting about some interesting sh!t, but the one girl kept saying “like” continuously. Like, totally annoying

Luckily she had a nice butt and wearing yoga pants, otherwise it was fixin’ to be throat-punch Thursday

 

[lt1fire]

People who say “like”

So I was like riding the shuttle to like the hotel after a FLL to LAX leg, and there are these two like 20-somethings talking. They were like actually chattting about some like interesting sh!t, but like the one girl kept like saying “like” continuously. Like, it was like totally annoying

Like luckily she like had a nice butt and like was wearing yoga pants, otherwise it was like fixin’ to be throat-punch Thursday

FIFY

 

[PhrogsPhorever]

FIFY

The pain was real

 

[Comet]

A valley girl in yoga pants. That’s an image worth thinking about. Just saying.

 

[PhrogsPhorever]

Well, it was in the El Segundo area

 

[stevezero]

So, if we like, like your posts, are we like, liked, or like in troublelike?

 

[JohnVee]

^^^ Mind blown.

 

[angerhater]

most likely, like, liked.
unlike, like if you were liking it just to be like, liked....