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I'm very excited for the Moabers.
I only hope you have as great a time as I had in Flat Nasty.
Take pics.
We really didn't take very many this year in Missouri.
But I did get some.
No input on best route.
 
The Iowa hills are my nemesis! But I'm not sure which way I'll go. I'm now thinking about leaving Thursday after work to avoid two hard days off driving.
 
Are you thinking of stopping twice on the way out?
 
Stopping will occur many times on any journey.
Traffic signals, stop signs. Fuel stops. Pee stops, and poop stops.
John will have to stop at least twice just to get out of his housing addition.
Why I remember a journey I took once, musta stopped a hunnert times at least.
Ahh, yes, I remember it well. It was way back in the year of our Lord 19 hunnert and 86. A younger man I was then, but I remember it well.
Why I tell you, I nearly wore those brakes out, I stopped so many times.
Coffee stops.
Pee stops.
Snack stops.
I stopped for stopped cars.
I stopped for stopped vans.
I stopped for stopped station wagons.
Station wagons were more popular back then.
I had a station wagon myself once, not on this particular journey, but once.
It was a beauty.
Toyota wagon it was.
A Corolla wagon.
Lola the Corolla I called her.
Fine wagon she was.
Red in color.
4 cylinder, 5 speed, fine wagon indeed.
Love the Toyota brand, got me a Toyota tattoo, I do.
3 of them actually.
I have others, but 3 Toyota .
Love getting tattoos.
They hurt, but it's a good kinda hurt, if ya know how I mean.
Hard to believe a hurt can be good but it is.
Lots of things are hard to believe.
Why I remember believing things that you wouldn't believe.
But now I can't remember where I was going with this story.
You believe that?
Oh well, nevermind.
 
I miss you Tony.
 
The poem is titled, "I Stopped".

I pictured Tony typing that in about 30 seconds.
Missing me some Tony also.
 
I guess i should have been more specific.

Stopping at two separate locations for overnight accommodations that may include but are not limited to a hotel, motel, hostel, campground, underpass, tunnel, or hobo rape shack, on consecutive nights on Thursday and Friday while en route from plainfield Illinois to Moab, Utah.

On another note, Thursday the 13th is two weeks away at this point. My last round of parts are ordered, and I'll be maintenancing away all this weekend to get ready.
 
joez said:
I guess i should have been more specific.

Stopping at two separate locations for overnight accommodations that may include but are not limited to a hotel, motel, hostel, campground, underpass, tunnel, or hobo rape shack, on consecutive nights on Thursday and Friday while en route from plainfield Illinois to Moab, Utah.

On another note, Thursday the 13th is two weeks away at this point. My last round of parts are ordered, and I'll be maintenancing away all this weekend to get ready.
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80 baseline complete?
 
tonyota said:
Stopping will occur many times on any journey.
Traffic signals, stop signs. Fuel stops. Pee stops, and poop stops.
John will have to stop at least twice just to get out of his housing addition.
Why I remember a journey I took once, musta stopped a hunnert times at least.
Ahh, yes, I remember it well. It was way back in the year of our Lord 19 hunnert and 86. A younger man I was then, but I remember it well.
Why I tell you, I nearly wore those brakes out, I stopped so many times.
Coffee stops.
Pee stops.
Snack stops.
I stopped for stopped cars.
I stopped for stopped vans.
I stopped for stopped station wagons.
Station wagons were more popular back then.
I had a station wagon myself once, not on this particular journey, but once.
It was a beauty.
Toyota wagon it was.
A Corolla wagon.
Lola the Corolla I called her.
Fine wagon she was.
Red in color.
4 cylinder, 5 speed, fine wagon indeed.
Love the Toyota brand, got me a Toyota tattoo, I do.
3 of them actually.
I have others, but 3 Toyota .
Love getting tattoos.
They hurt, but it's a good kinda hurt, if ya know how I mean.
Hard to believe a hurt can be good but it is.
Lots of things are hard to believe.
Why I remember believing things that you wouldn't believe.
But now I can't remember where I was going with this story.
You believe that?
Oh well, nevermind.
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Great story! I laughed, i cried, i masturbated, i laughed cried and masturbated at the same time, then cried again..... moveing truely moveing!
 
Put it back to stock and baseline it.
It's never too late to baseline.
 
Ok. So who all is actually going?
 
Dana and I.
 
Pretty sure the Zumpf's are going too!
 
Jenn and I
Bryan and Jackie
Connor and Meg
Mark
Bill and Vicky (camping)
Joe and Dana

I think that's it.
 
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