Swapping the coils around is the thing to do. When I've had misfires it's either been coil related or internal engine damage. If you still get misfires on the same cylinders with swapped coils I'd run a compression test which would help ID a burned valve or other issue causing a misfire (all 8 cylinders, wet and dry).This gives me hope, and given a lot of things happening in my life right now, I need that. Thank you!
I got the plugs from O'Reilly Auto Parts locally.
I'm going to pull plugs, swap coils around and see what happens.
I also think the coolant leak, unless I find coolant elsewhere, might be the overflow cap.
I have not diagnosed a head gasket leak on a 1UR but I have on Subarus. If you think the engine is burning coolant, you could also drop a borescope/inspection camera down each cylinder and see what the top of the pistons look like. They should be black with carbon....if not, you may have coolant getting in the cylinder and steam-cleaning off the carbon. On the Subaru I diagnosed it had the opposite problem - exhaust gasses were getting into the coolant.