The old fail and flee scam
Except, I didnt fail to show, or flee the county (for 7 more years at least)
not my fault their detective's work sucks
The nice lady at guilford courthouse told me I could have a seat and someone would be out to discuss it shortly with me. Thats when I realized it was 5 till 5pm on friday and I was at the JAIL and decided not to wait on this someone that I imagine jingled when he walked and excused myself from the building
And if you want the whole story................
well ya see one day back in '96 a campus super duper cant get a real job cop saw me remove my window screen and crawl through the window ( I left my keys in my Design Studio ) so he promptly wrote me a ticket for destruction of state owned property (screen). I provided proof from the University that no property was damaged and no charges were being held against my account the ticket was deemed invalid and tossed.
15 years later.........I think the state must be running out of money and digging deep for answers from the public wallet

They tried their darndest to try me again, but I refuse. However noone but myself has records and the DA's office admitted "sorry sir, this record is so old we dont have records of it" !!!!!!!! So I faxed them in and got a call back shortly saying "sorry these are not sufficient".
Ive made multiple permit purchases and even was a YMCA Backcountry trips youth counselor which required an extensive background check.
needless to say it was a fun weekend in raleigh on the lamb, and on the side of the road
I was fortunate enough to meet the managing DA at dinner at a friends this week in Raleigh and ive now been returned to fine upstanding citizen status