All in good fun David.
I've got a friend who sends me those jokes. he is bias, I am not.
Why It's Easier To Recruit for South Carolina Than Clemson
10. Most student/athletes are more interested in culture than
agriculture.
9. It's awfully hard to induce most prospects to sign by offering
them their own tractor.
8. Most recruits don't want to wear Bib overalls for the next 4
years.
7. Most recruits would rather see the campus they are visiting
before smelling the campus they're visiting.
6. Most recruits think "OPTION" refers to a keystroke on their
computer, not an offensive system they might play in.
5. Most recruits think "The Rock" refers to the mental abilities
of Clemson's offensive coordinator, not a memorial where the team enters their stadium.
4. Most high school seniors haven't worn orange pants since they
were in diapers and had an accident after eating butternut squash.
3. Most Clemson players think "modem" is what they done to the
lawn Saturday morning.
2. Very few prospects are enticed by the possibility of wearing
an orange helmet with the words "John Deere" on the side.
1. Most recruits would rather play in the Southeastern Conference
where their games will be televised; versus playing in the
Athletically Challenged Conference where tractor pulls and
hog calling is televised.
A guy went to Clemson and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He
was testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing
happened. Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him
"When I buy a $50,000 car I expect the *&#! radio to work."
The sales manager explained to him that the radio had been programed
to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to
hear. Pretty neat stuff.
He got back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie
Nelson started singing.
"Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning.
"Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once it sounded like he was
in an elevator.
He was relaxed, driving up I-85 to Greenville, and listening to smooth
sounds. Then a pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran him off
the road.
"Stupid rednecks!" he screamed. The radio immediately blurted out,
"TOUCHdooooooooown
Clllleeeemmmppppssssooonn!!!!"
