The chicken is all rotten before he can figure out what brand of beer to use, whether to use light beer or regular, how to align the opening on the can, how much to open the can, how much beer to leave in the can, what to do with the beer that he takes out of the can, what kind of spices to put on the chicken, how much of each spice to put on the chicken, where to put the spice on the chicken, when to put the spice on the chicken, how to put the spice on the chicken, what kind of grill to use, how hot to get the grill, where to put the grill, where to put the chicken on the grill, how to put the chicken on the grill, when to put the chicken on the grill, how to take the chicken off the grill, when to take the chicken off the grill, what kind of plate to use, how big of a plate to use, how to put the chicken on the plate, what to do with the chicken on the plate, where to put the plate in the kitchen, how to get the can out of the chicken, what to do with the can once it comes out of the chicken, what kind of fork to use on the chicken, what kind of knife to use on the chicken, how many people to feed with the chicken, what time to feed those people the chicken, where to feed those people the chicken, what to serve with the chicken, when to start cooking the dishes to serve with the chicken, where to cook the dishes to serve with the chicken, how to cook the dishes to serve with the chicken, how long to cook the dishes to serve with the chicken, what kind of wine goes well with chicken, what kind of beer goes well with chicken, what kind of glasses to use with the wine, what kind of glasses to use with the beer, how much wine to drink with the chicken, how much beer to drink with the chicken, how cold to make the wine to drink with the chicken, when to open the wine for the chicken, how to open the wine for the chicken, where to put the bottle of wine for the chicken, what to do with the chicken bones, what kind of bag to put the chicken bones in, how large of a bag to put the chicken bones in, where to take the bag with the chicken bones in it, when to take the bag with the chicken bones in it, and how to carry the bag with the chicken bones in it.
Once he gets that nailed down, it's time to eat.