Pig takes a SERIOUS insult! (Chatty)

[PabloCruise]

So I have commented a few times to my friend/mechanic about the frequency of my "relations" with the after our boy was born back in November.

He would always commiserate about my situation. He mentioned my situation to his wife. She would say things like, "Oh, it can be hormones, or sleep deprivation, or stress that are causing this..."

Well, the other day she came over to the shop where I have the Pig waiting for some service. She walked in and said to my buddy, "That's why he's not getting laid!" as she pointed to the Pig!!!

Too funny...

 

[FJBen]

So I have commented a few times to my friend/mechanic about the frequency of my "relations" with the after our boy was born back in November.

He would always commiserate about my situation. He mentioned my situation to his wife. She would say things like, "Oh, it can be hormones, or sleep deprivation, or stress that are causing this..."

Well, the other day she came over to the shop where I have the Pig waiting for some service. She walked in and said to my buddy, "That's why he's not getting laid!" as she pointed to the Pig!!!

Too funny...

OUCH!!!!


I have the cure....

a few 's and some roofies + some Luther Vandross =

 

[PabloCruise]

Ahh yes, Luther!!!

I have been trying Barry White...

 

[n2666s]

Pablo, get the kids to sleep; light a scented candle......... .soft music and a TOTAL body rub with peppermint oil.......corny but has worked for me<LOL> 8 kids ouch!

 

[trucruiser]

I see this turning into a "How to get Pablo laid" thread

 

[PabloCruise]

I see this turning into a "How to get Pablo laid" thread

What is wrong with that?

 

[inkpot]

Pablo, get the kids to sleep; light a scented candle......... .soft music and a TOTAL body rub with peppermint oil.......corny but has worked for me<LOL> 8 kids ouch!

Howdy! I didn't know that peppermint oil would bring out the shine on that red paint!?!? John

 

[1973Guppie]

WTF is going on? Are we humping lancruisers now? that tailpipe is hot, careful....

 

[40Flipper]

That explains my wiener situation too.

 

[MiniPigg]

just another example of a cruiser widow.

 

[usmcruiser]

So I have commented a few times to my friend/mechanic about the frequency of my "relations" with the after our boy was born back in November.

He would always commiserate about my situation. He mentioned my situation to his wife. She would say things like, "Oh, it can be hormones, or sleep deprivation, or stress that are causing this..."

Well, the other day she came over to the shop where I have the Pig waiting for some service. She walked in and said to my buddy, "That's why he's not getting laid!" as she pointed to the Pig!!!

Too funny...

ha welcome to the club.

2 percocet, 1 vicodin, a beer and the panties drop!!!

(at least for amber)

granted she comatose but how's that different from any other time????

 

[RHINO]

thats why i always say to my wife "i'm gonna go play with my girlfriend for a while". sometimes she doesnt like the reference but i always remind her the cruiser is always in the mood to get fondled and it never leaves me hangin.

 

[snailwagon]

I think it's the shackles, they make mr. willy look too puny.