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Q. What Is LC FJ40 OCD? I have heard the term FJ40 OCD at my local garage and wanted to find out- what exactly is this syndrome?
A. LC FJ40 OCD is a psychiatric disorder in which a person/LC FJ40 owner experiences obsessive thoughts and exhibits involuntary compulsions to perform ritual routine maintenance, polishing, photographing and/or retrofitting of various and sundry new/used aftermarket performance enhancing parts to a Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40. These ritualized actions are performed in order to "calm" these uncontrolled and spontaneous thoughts and actions. LC FJ40 OCD obsessions can be recurrent and are often represented as persistent thoughts, unnatural impulses, or recurrent mental images that are experienced during all waking moments and often preclude sleep, adequate nutrition or regular bathing. However, during periods of infrequent nightly sleep, images of untouched and abandoned "barn finds" may randomly appear during REM sleep. The overspending of the family budget, pilfering of 401K's and the weekly selling of blood plasma to fund "lifts, tires, fuel pumps, radiators, dash pads, paint, weather stripping, water pumps, upholstery, lug nuts, gauges, stainless hardware, mirrors, brake lines or any and all items manufactured by ARB" is common, but should be considered inappropriate and may contribute to heightened anxiety if unchecked. In severe cases the individual may experience "Troopy Syndrom, BJ45 Disorder or chronic Jeep aversion. These compulsions are defined by repetitive behaviors or mental acts that the "owner" feels driven to perform in response to this uncontrollable obsession. Monitoring and care of these individuals should only be carried out in accordance with the TEQ rules of "Parts acquisition". This disorder should only be diagnosed only by a certified Toyota Mechanic.
