Tuesday, August 4 — Corkscrew & Tacos
Tuesday started with the usual routine: coffee, checking in, and thinking about heading out. Eventually.
I tend to have a slightly different departure philosophy than most people at SAS. There is a lot to be said for letting the crowd get out ahead of you. Fewer people on the trail, fewer people in front of you, and fewer people on the radio telling you what they had for breakfast.
We lined up for Corkscrew Pass, Hurricane Pass and California Pass, with the plan to assess the time from there since the group picture was scheduled for later that afternoon. As we were leaving the KOA, I noticed a red Land Cruiser pulled over with lights behind it. There were several other Land Cruisers around it.
My immediate thought was,
there is no way in hell a diesel Land Cruiser was pulled over for speeding.
We continued on. At Corkscrew we pulled over, aired down and started up. Dave was driving YELLR and I was riding shotgun, mostly calling out lines if needed. Corkscrew is pretty straightforward, so there wasn’t much for me to say. I generally keep my radio chatter pretty low anyway. There are already enough people on the radio giving everyone else their complete life story. I don’t need to add to the programming.
We made it about halfway up and stopped at a pullout with a bathroom. Everyone caught up, took a break, and then we let a group of motorcycles head up the rest of the pass. They didn’t exactly ease their way up. They absolutely booked it. Dust everywhere. So we decided to let the dust settle, so to speak, before following them.
We started back up through the hairpins and switchbacks, and I could hear some chatter down the trail about Frank and Rus, both in their diesels, having some issues. Maybe shifting. Maybe finding the right gear. Then came the call. Frank heard a clunk. And now he had no power.
I grabbed one of my spare radios and headed down the mountain. Well, headed is probably generous. I was jogging down loose gravel, which resulted in a couple of unplanned slides but fortunately no additional mechanical failures.
When I got to Frank, he was trying to back down a little to let some Jeeps get by. He was sitting at a bad angle, though, and I told him not to back up any farther. We were getting close to turning a broken Land Cruiser into a tipped-over broken Land Cruiser. I called Al, who was in his 80, and had him come down with a winch. We got Frank straightened out (no winching - just a lot of pushing an HJ61 up a mountain pass to get straightened) and started working our way backing down toward the restroom area.
I radioed up to Dave to continue taking the rest of the group up - he is now Trail Leader. There was a pullout at the top of the pass, so he could finish the route and keep everyone moving. Dave had the Garmin with all the trails already marked, so I gave him the plan: continue through California Pass, drop down toward Silverton, and take the highway back to the KOA. He should have plenty of time to make it back for the group picture.
He also wasn’t exactly new to off-roading. He had a Jeep in high school and used to Baja around North Carolina, so he could find his way around a mountain without me holding his hand.
Meanwhile, Rus, Al and I stayed with Frank. We eventually determined he’d apparently broken something in the rear axle. He had heard the snap and then lost power to the rear wheels. It took some time to get him pointed in the right direction. Rus drove Frank’s rig, I took Rus’s Cruiser and blazed a path in front, and Al brought up the rear. Slowly, we worked our way down.
We were still out of cell service when we got back to the staging area, so we ate sandwiches Frank had brought. Eventually Al and Frank headed out to find cell service and arrange a tow and repairs. Rus and I stayed behind. At some point, this had officially stopped being a trail ride and become a logistics exercise.
We eventually decided we’d done enough for the day and headed back toward camp. Nobody had seen the rest of the group come up from Silverton, so we figured we’d better get back. noticed a delivery truck pulling into the KOA. I stopped at the office to see if Ian’s steering box had arrived. It hadn’t. So we went over to Ian’s camp.Turns out Ian had already received the steering box.There was also another part there for Cody, who was stranded on top of Engineer Pass and needed it.
So while Ian and Rus went to work replacing Ian’s steering box, I assumed the important position of
confiscating Ian’s beer and providing technical supervision.
I offered several valuable observations, including:
“Yep.”
“What’s the torque spec for that?”
And the occasional look of judgment.
Ian’s steering box was replaced in time for the pictures. To be clear, this was accomplished
despite my help, not because of it. I was there for moral support, beer consumption and quality control.
We lined up, did the group photos, which is always a bit of a process. Getting that many Land Cruisers, people and various interpretations of “line up here” into one picture takes some time. While we were waiting, Dave and I ran into
@Tank5 , who was one of the rigs I had seen pulled over that morning. I asked him what happened.
He laughed and said to the effect, “You won’t believe it.”
I said, “No way. Speeding?”
“Nope. We got pulled over for going too slow.”
Too slow. That was too good to keep to ourselves, so we started pulling other people over from our trail group that day to hear the story. “Why did they pull you over?”
After, we went to Ridgway for tacos. Ian joined us, which made it a proper ending to the day.
It was a long day. But that’s SAS. You start out going wheeling and end up fixing somebody’s Land Cruiser, helping somebody else get off a mountain, volunteering to delivering parts, taking group pictures and eating tacos, drinking Ian’s beer.
Pretty normal Tuesday.