Daily funny pics

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate
links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

1649005823156.webp
 
HA! I lost my s*** on a telemarketer today who called around dinner, spoke very clearly except for his company name, and got belligerent when I told him to transfer me to a supervisor or give me a personal contact number so I could bother him when it was convenient for me because that's what I do for living just like he does. I left out the part of it being more of a hobby and not a paid gig. He actually repeatedly screamed at me "You've been selected at random for the chance to win a special prize, how do you not understand that????" loud enough for my mother to hear it across the room. I'm hoping I won't wake up in a sweat wondering how badly I've ruined my life by making this guy hang up on me.

I've actually become quite fond of "Please transfer me to your supervisor" no matter what the situation. It's really great when you use that before they even finish the first sentence that they're reading from the playbook, and then keep using it as long as they keep transferring you to people. I used to ask them to hold on until I finish speaking to the Jehovah's Witness that knocked at the door just before they called but nobody seems to know who the JW's are anymore.
 
Screenshot_20220413-143336_Facebook.webp
 
1650038605849.webp
 
Found this is my mom’s pantry. Expired NOV 2006. While I’m sure this is a veggie dip mix, I laugh at the name being simply Vegetable Recipe Mix, and I wonder if any idiot ever complained to them after buying it and expecting to add water and get a full meal. Things like that are why I put way too much time into everything I create, edit, or observe!

FFEB56F6-9886-47F8-A293-7D1021E21689.webp
 
Back
Top Bottom