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[JohnVee]

...I saw the Pottowatamie Pork and Bean Band...

I'd heard they were forever disbanded back in the Depression, Bob. Just how old are you???

 

[Blue77FJ40]

That will remain a secret, whippersnapper!

 

[izzyandsue]

 

[afgman786]

 

[IcutYourCruiser]

 

[izzyandsue]

 

[izzyandsue]

 

[izzyandsue]

 

[izzyandsue]

Call today, paraphrasing:

• " This is the IRS calling, you are in trouble, to get out of trouble stay on the line or officers will arrest you"
• I stay on the line
• "Hello, can I have your name and social security number"?
• I gave fake name then "hey man, I am here illegally, please dont arrest me, I work cleaning tables at the restaurant"
• "Hello sir, this is the IRS and we have an order for your arrest due to tax payments"
• me, "but I dont pay taxes, I never have, I am not a registered citizen, are you going to deport me?"
• "Sir, we need your tax ID so we can resolve this, we have an order for arrest"
• But I don't have an ID, I am an illegal here. I do have a 1996 nissan sentra
• "Sir, there are officers ready to go to your house of we do not get this resolved"
• Well, will you take my sentra as a payment? Can you offer me some extended warranty? Its a 1996, but it runs okay most days

Line goes dead....the nerve....Now I am still here illegally with a s***box and not extended warranty.

 

[lt1fire]

 

[izzyandsue]

 

[JohnVee]

 

[forrest5000]

 

[izzyandsue]

 

[izzyandsue]

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I have seen enough of the Netflix contrapositions to think it has to be intentional by some software engineer with a sense of humor

 

[lt1fire]

 

[Pick]

 

[afgman786]

 

[fourtrax]

 

[afgman786]