Ok then, when we arrive and attempt to park, will it parking by innie or outie? or inny or outy? Please clarify.
How do we signal if we need a parking spotter? Or a crashing spotter?
Can I use my CB?
Shall I attach my CB antennie before I arrive, or will someone announce "Drivers, attach your CB antennies" upon our group arrival?
What if I don't make it on time for the group arrival and subsequent (hopefully) group antennie insertion?
Can I request a "go around"?
Can my passenger attach my antennie or must I?
If I want to attach my own antenna, can I leave my vehicle running, with the brake on and wheel chalks deployed while I screw in my antennie?
Must I, need I use my HiLift jack to park? What penalty is imposed if my vehicle tips over as a result of using my HiLift jack?
What if I don't drive a Land Crusher or even a Toyota to this auspicious event? Do I then have to pay for everyone else's lunch? At 8 PM.
What if I don't have a passenger, will I become confused? Again, still, more?
Can I attachie my antennie when everyone else is doing it, or will there be a roll call for antennie attachement/insertion by the numbers?
Will we be issued numbers prior or during the antennae attache/insertoning event, so we know when it is our turn to attache our antennie?
Where will the tire inflator pumper upper device be stationed, on the east or west side? Or the north (up) or south (down) side, of which parking lot?
Will that be "over here" or "over there"?
Will someone be stationed to loan (just) me a tire gauge? I'm special.
Will there be instructions with the issued tire inflator?
Will the tire inflator thingy be in psi, ktm, or Jimmy neutrons?
Must I return the (now my) tire inflator thingy?
Can someone please show me how to check my oil?
And after I have checked my own oil, help me re-install my radiator cap?
What kind and viscosity oil do you use?
Same for winter, spring, fall and winter?
What do I do if the waitress hands me my menu upside down or sideways? I'm confused.
How do I open my menu if it is more than just a front and back 4 page menu? Can I get help with that?
Hope to see someone there
IF you can find your parking space, with a spotter and your deployed antenna!
Over there........
Mac, blue 60, ready to go......