Haha the little instrument?
What are you listening to right now??? (4 Viewers)
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks whats in the bag. The man reacher into the bag & pulls out a little man, 9" tall & sets him on the counter. He reaches into the bag again & pulls out a small piano & puts it on the counter. He reachers into the bag once more & brings out a tiny piano bench, which he puts by the piano. The 9" man sits down at the piano & starts playing Mozart!
'Where did u get him?' asks the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the bag. He pulls out a magic lamp. He handed it to the bartender & says : 'Here. Rub it.'
The bartender rubs it, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a genie is standing before him.
'I will grant you 1 wish... Just 1 wish... Each person is only allowed 1!'
The bartender gets excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'.
A few moments later, a duck walks in the bar, then another duck, then another. Pretty soon the entire bar is filled with ducks and they kept coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says 'I think your Genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not ducks'.
'No s***!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9inch Pianist!?!'
'Where did u get him?' asks the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the bag. He pulls out a magic lamp. He handed it to the bartender & says : 'Here. Rub it.'
The bartender rubs it, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a genie is standing before him.
'I will grant you 1 wish... Just 1 wish... Each person is only allowed 1!'
The bartender gets excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'.
A few moments later, a duck walks in the bar, then another duck, then another. Pretty soon the entire bar is filled with ducks and they kept coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says 'I think your Genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not ducks'.
'No s***!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9inch Pianist!?!'
That's a good one
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- #88
If you're a Lamb of God fan, ever heard of Weedeater?
I have 12 weedeaters and 6 employees who weedeat.... does that count?
Use to love the deftones growing up. Im from sac where they are from. Friends of mine went on tour with them in texas was a pretty cool tour.
Check out eight four seven
Check out eight four seven
BenMara
Asian Redneck
im Listening to GUYs from the East coast shoot the breeze on 80Meter
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- #96
Starting to listen to some Five Finger Death Punch more
Five Finger Death Punch - Bad Company - YouTube
Five Finger Death Punch - Under And Over It - YouTube
Five finger death punch "bad company" (acoustic) - YouTube
Five Finger Death Punch - Bad Company - YouTube
Five Finger Death Punch - Under And Over It - YouTube
Five finger death punch "bad company" (acoustic) - YouTube
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- #97
And Kenny and Lydia got me turned on to some AX7 songs.... used to like em but not really pay much attention to them... now I love them.
jfz80
Cruisin’
new to me but checking out Cam Penner whlle cooking tonight.... pretty good for laid back listening tunes.
