A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks whats in the bag. The man reacher into the bag & pulls out a little man, 9" tall & sets him on the counter. He reaches into the bag again & pulls out a small piano & puts it on the counter. He reachers into the bag once more & brings out a tiny piano bench, which he puts by the piano. The 9" man sits down at the piano & starts playing Mozart!
'Where did u get him?' asks the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the bag. He pulls out a magic lamp. He handed it to the bartender & says : 'Here. Rub it.'
The bartender rubs it, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a genie is standing before him.
'I will grant you 1 wish... Just 1 wish... Each person is only allowed 1!'
The bartender gets excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'.
A few moments later, a duck walks in the bar, then another duck, then another. Pretty soon the entire bar is filled with ducks and they kept coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says 'I think your Genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not ducks'.
'No s***!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9inch Pianist!?!'