Three 6 Hybrids is Moving Out of the Carport (1 Viewer)

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Using only primitive tools such as screwdrivers and vice grips, but with a healthy dose of our new double rainbow technology, we were able to pull of the impossible...

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We could stop to admire the finished product as end in itself, but like Noah’s ark, this vehicle was built as a means to transport precious cargo over rough seas during a storm of biblical scale.
 
The maiden voyage for this craft was a journey to the wilderness to test the technology revealed on the journey to Jarbidge.

After a stop at The Shaman’s Temple for good fortune and to pick up a Turkish fellow, we left for the Promised Land, finally stopping for the night in the protection of the Holy Forests of the Bears Ears.

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You know how the rest of the story turned out, but Minds were Boggled as we were able to summon, out of thin air, beach babes, double rainbows, and two consecutive nights of prehistoric firewood in a land where firewood cannot physically grow.

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Full enlightenment was achieved as we transcended into the Holy Epic Region of the HEL Chart and beyond:

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This would be a good time to re-point out where some of this technology originated, and how it perfectly matches the timeline of the (openly performed) secret carport experiments from an inexperienced group of ragtag scientists armed with primitive tools.

In 2019, knowing that the story would quickly be replaced by the virus in a few months, the US Military released previous classified footage and information on some extraterrestrial visitors to the ‘East Coast’ in 2014-15:

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What else was conveniently going on in plain site in this era?

The pharmaceutical sales rep was making regular trips to the carport lab under the cover of being on his “sales route”...

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A short while later, using his supernatural social media influencer skills, this same agent would, one small step at a time, start to make some of this technology mainstream:

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... conveniently assisted by a few other characters that were also mysteriously present for the discovery in New Mexico:

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So how did we get from ‘there’ to ‘here’?

In what world does it make sense for a Highly Trained Professional Rocket Scientist to quit his job to go EAF’n with his friends and come back to start a part time job in his carport?
 
So how did we get from ‘there’ to ‘here’?

In what world does it make sense for a Highly Trained Professional Rocket Scientist to quit his job to go EAF’n with his friends and come back to start a part time job in his carport?

To get there, we’ll show how relentless.com hacked into the computer simulation and weaponized *our own code against us to sew division and thwart progress on the Secret Weapon.

Since T***p had been a Rap Star and Hollywood celebrity for so many decades, he ran the risk of being too popular. Since *they have to keep the vote pretty evenly split as to be able to install any candidate at any time, this would require dividing the country to keep the fans cheering for the right team.

But how?
 
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First, they pulled the old Popular Vote loss/Electoral College win trick.

Knowing this would only have a temporary effect, they would have to enact something stronger.

Enter the p***y hat algorithm. Don’t ask me to explain why it works, but man does it.

The simulation programmed millions of self described ‘nasty women’ to dress up like v@ginas and wear pink pu**y hats to protest the election and establish which team they were cheering for.

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With p-hats providing a solid distraction, *they started making moves against relentless.com. Things started happening fast too.

As shown a few posts back, *we applied some technology to Old Blue, the salesman’s 60, so that he could make thousands of posts across all cross sections of the internet to warm the public up the idea of what was coming.

Since he was most known for dipping trucks in Boiled Linseed Oil at the time, it wouldn’t make sense for him to be the one to introduce the alien tech.

For that, we needed a Rocket Scientist...
 
What is Rocket Science anyway? Mostly, it’s solving problems you didn’t know you had in ways you wouldn’t understand.

Like magic, they use numberless math to skirt the laws of physics and harness the power of the universe to send Russian monkeys into outer space

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Or, like the asset awaiting activation, they sit in a cubicle and watch goat videos on YouTube in between rap battles with shady low bid contractors trying to make bank on change orders by sidestepping specifications.

 
Within two months of Old Blue up and running again, word came down from headquarters that the timeline was being accelerated.

A VIP needed to be picked up near The Very Large Array in January for transport back to the “East Coast” which, if you recall, is where the US Navy pilots spotted extraterrestrial activity during the carport experiments in 2014-2015.
 
The Salesman leads an annual MLK EAF trip West of the Mississippi, so this will be the perfect opportunity to launder the VIP exfil into an EAF trip with the *boys.

While this was convenient timing and an easy enough solution, it didn’t pass the sniff test for the events that would follow the ‘discovery’.











*...and girl. Sorry Taylor
 
It also wouldn’t provide the technical expertise needed to install the software patch in the Very Large Array that would establish a secure connection to a piece of hardware that was delivered and assembled at an undisclosed location on the “East Coast” during the 2014-2015 UFO sightings.

This piece of hardware, located in an unassuming rundown building on a dirty part of Summer Avenue the ‘East Coast’ would then be able to have direct communication to advanced *species from other dimensions, via the VLA, without the need for future ‘visits’.
 
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