The decision to put Agent Orange in the game was not an easy one. For one, it was fraught with complexities. How would they reinvent him as an elephant?
For decades his public persona was that of a donkey, and was hated by the prudish TaliBaptists who envied the quantity and quality of out-of-wedlock mating opportunities he flaunted in front of them.
His mating behavior more closely matched the type that was celebrated when it came from Bill Clinton or a Kennedy member than that of the stuffy Ronald Reagan or Bush Sr...
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For heck’s sake, he was on the cover of Satan’s personal blog. Good luck finding any Playboy covers with Ted Cruz or Mitch McConnell.
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