Well, just to add more mystery. I don't have any leaks. And exhaust is clean, no burning oil. I was wondering if maybe it just doesn't like synthetic?
I am hoping @flintknapper is right.
Unless you tried to break in a new motor using synth oil, this is highly unlikely.
Our conventional wisdom locally is to bed in a motor on dino oil, then after a minimum of ~7500mi+ make the switch to synth - BMW found out the hard way shipping the early V8 that replaced their venerable I6 motors circa ~’06. They spec’d 0-40 M1 oil from memory, the rings never bedded to the sleeves in the AL block. So tried bedding on synth was a full fail.
Same story for Jap bikes/quads - everyone bedded on dino, then would swap to synth. Biggest example from ownership was the ‘04 Yama R6 I owned. It shipped w/ dino and a footnot to not swap oil too soon. It had a redline that was 2x a 1FZ. No kidding, it would love a 2-3 shift at 10K/70mph & rocket you to new worlds - it was crazy but also better than bad sex.
Back to the BMW - It never bedded & also blew oil out all the gaskets to atmosphere - so new owners had oil burning, oil dripping $55K-$90K BMW’s. Google will back my story.
I’m even super concerned over my LS3 - it was spec’d w/ M1 synth from new, but it is a whole new animal to Bowtie V8’s - coolant is Dexcool that is reverse flow in the jacket from older V8’s, and I rev the snot out of mine (marine app, runs a 3 stage jet) - so hard to believe but it is what my warranty spec’s.
I run M1 10-30 & the big Napa 1515, I **might** use 1/8qt between ~3500mi changes, but still check my oil easily every ~20hrs or runtime & my 80 drops oil out the FR main seal plenty to be a dime in a week, or a quarter in a month if I just use the remote start & it sits running in place for 4-5 warm-up & cooldown cycles / monthly between real road drives.
Mine changes oil more on calender time than road miles, I run it on the remote start regularly/weekly but I drive the Tundra as my DD & boat hauler.
I’ve downsized my fleet to the point my 80 is pure pleasure & vacation /recreation event driver.