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Juvenile humor

How many times did you attend Cockfest David? Did you and your buddies go to Cockfest together?

Such homophobic and childish humor is to be expected.
To answer your question, I've never attended a Cockfest. I've been to
a Tiger Burn or two however.
Hey Richard, I can re-size this for your avatar if ya like. :flipoff2:
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I'm gonna be the one making an avatar in just a few more short weeks. Dont you worry it will blow that little thing out of the water. Maybe I can find a pic of Spurrier in front of a huge Cockfest banner. :D Course this pic might work too and I didnt even have to edit it someone did it for me.
 
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Bees Trump Tigers

Ya know, for a fan base that talks so much smack, you guys constantly field teams that don't show when it counts. I've never seen something so entertaining. :grinpimp:

Where was fire and ice or mutt and jeff or whatever the Spiller / Davis combo is called now-a-days???

Every Clemson fan I talked to this week couldn't believe you guys were ONLY 3 point favorites. Time to come back to earth a little early this year. :D

Ha, ha. Good stuff. Karma for running your mouths early last week.

Can't wait to see / hear all the firetammy.com clamoring this week!!!

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Nah, usually we get our first loss over with in the first couple of games. Time to hit another big winning streak that runs right over Wake Forest, decides the acc atlantic conference with BC, and finish up with a close game against SC and a top 10 bowl birth.
 
Every Clemson fan I talked to this week couldn't believe you guys were ONLY 3 point favorites. :

Where the heck did you hear that I didnt hear it on the radio, see it in the paper, it wasnt on Tigernet, everyone expected a close game. This is only the third time in 11 years the score was decided by more than 3 points.

If anyone choked it was Buckholz if he hadnt missed a field goal we would have won the game. That damn hold on the touchdown didnt help to much either though. The 10+ dropped passes were kind of a problem too. It was just basically a pretty poor performance our line just isnt as good as last yrs and it shows.

Just in case you forgot though Andy we still have a better record than you:flipoff2: and if you win next week and we lose oh yeah we still have a better record than you :flipoff2:
 
Nah, usually we get our first loss over with in the first couple of games. Time to hit another big winning streak that runs right over Wake Forest, decides the acc atlantic conference with BC, and finish up with a close game against SC and a top 10 bowl birth.

Ha, ha. I love this kind of stuff. Great prediction, no room for error there. Let's see how that works out for you... :grinpimp:

Here's an idea: :idea: Come back to earth, realize Clemson is mediocre at best and look forward to playing a very good VPI team this weekend. ;)

Even super-fan Richard was wise enough to leave the door open for a loss on Saturday, even if it was in the form of a meaningless barb. :D
 
Where the heck did you hear that I didnt hear it on the radio, see it in the paper, it wasnt on Tigernet, everyone expected a close game. This is only the third time in 11 years the score was decided by more than 3 points.

If anyone choked it was Buckholz if he hadnt missed a field goal we would have won the game. That damn hold on the touchdown didnt help to much either though. The 10+ dropped passes were kind of a problem too. It was just basically a pretty poor performance our line just isnt as good as last yrs and it shows.

Just in case you forgot though Andy we still have a better record than you:flipoff2: and if you win next week and we lose oh yeah we still have a better record than you :flipoff2:

Coming from you of all people, that "better record than you" stuff is weak. :flipoff2:

You must be proud to brag about a record that includes wins over a winless, 0-4 La. Monroe (who is not ranked in the top 110 of 120 D1A teams) and a 1-3 Furman (who is at the bottom of their D1AA conference). :flipoff2: :grinpimp:

Speaking of Buchholz, too bad you can't have Jad back. :lol:
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It was a nice win for USC. Wildcats this Thursday. :eek:
That LOWF victory over the Terps is looking pretty good about now. :cheers:

Yes it was, I watched a good bit. Just too strong at the end for MSU to battle back.

Good luck against Woodson and the Wildcats. Should be a good one, at least it is in Columbia.

Ha, I was rooting hard for the Terps. Good to see those kids bounce back after the shocker in W-S the week before.
 
I couldn't stop myself

A Clemson fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Clemson Tiger baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Clemson fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Clemson Tiger baby boy." "He's gonna be a Clemson football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Clemson baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"


The Clemson father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

Go Tigers !!
 
Good luck to David and his Gamecocks tonight against Kentucky.

I'll be watching and rooting for you guys. If your secondary comes to play, you should have a good shot at the W.
 
Shamecocks still cant stop the run what the heck is their secondary gonna matter. UK has one of the best back in the SEC to go with their passing. I have to cheer for UK since the fiance's dad went there besides the fact that I hate USC.
 
Shamecocks still cant stop the run what the heck is their secondary gonna matter. UK has one of the best back in the SEC to go with their passing. I have to cheer for UK since the fiance's dad went there besides the fact that I hate USC.

Ha, LOL. Good call dude... :lol:

This isn't about backs that get "sold down the river" in exchange for Tammy's pay...

Congrats David!!!! :cheers:
 
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