Tech Day / Wrench Night 2017

[Jeremy9A]

Mark's interwebs might be busted

 

[4rnr]

Nah, he was disappointed with our response... Second chance.

Sweet now I can finally trick his wife into bed.

 

[booty]

Yep phone exchange is doing all sorts of weird s*** today.

 

[Jeremy9A]

Nah, he was disappointed with our response... Second chance.

Sweet now I can finally trick his wife into bed.

you'll have to have a gallon or so of diesel on your breath to pull that off

 

[4rnr]

And a penis extension.

 

[Gappy]

you'll have to have a gallon or so of diesel on your breath to pull that off

Is that "diesel" or diesel?

 

[Jeremy9A]

The first one. And second

 

[slander]

The only experience I've had with corner lights is breaking them out.
I'm not a certified Toyota mechanic. But I do have one of those cool button down shirts like they wear.
I will wear that at the technical experience day and see if that helps.
I also have spent time in South Dakota training in laying under Toyotas in a driveway while drinking heavily and looking at the undersides of off road trucks of various different design. That surely qualifies me for something.

Hey i have those same quals, sans button down shirt. Ill just use my dick beaters and gizz catchers to do it myself then!

Teach a man to fish, am i right?!?!?!

 

[tonyota]

I can't wait to use my dick beaters and gizz catchers for something other than beating my dick and catching the gizz in my eyes...

 

[slander]

Just be careful that you dont injure them in a way that they cant be used the way god intended.... beating dicks and catching gizz.

 

[Jeremy9A]

IF he injures his jizz catcher, and has a patch, he could just flip it around to catch more. or have an empty socket for catching purposes.

 

[slander]

IF he injures his jizz catcher, and has a patch, he could just flip it around to catch more. or have an empty socket for catching purposes.

Man i didnt think of that, mind blown!! If theres a socket it would now be a receptical and not just a catcher right?

 

[Jeremy9A]

Dual purpose at the very least. Shot! Shot! Shot!

 

[Gumby]

Man, an empty eye socket would be a bitch to clean.

 

[clund21]

Man, an empty eye socket would be a bitch to clean.

You've got a tongue

 

[Gumby]

If I could lick my own eye socket I would be a really popular guy.

 

[tonyota]

My favorite whore had a glass eye.
She'd pop it out and I'd fxxx her in the empty socket.
As I was leaving one day I told her I'd be back.
She said "I'll keep an eye out for you"!

 

[Gumby]

I hear they have a procedure now that replaces eyelids of burn victims with discarded infant foreskin. It has a low rate of rejection and works really well.

You end up looking a little cock-eyed though.

 

[Jeremy9A]

Will there be a blind hole bearing puller available on this, the day of tech?

Thats a real question not related to the previous banter.

 

[clund21]

Speaking of real tech. I can bring the Tacoma and shiny new RCV's