#TAF - Talladega As Fawk

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... once the dust settles, PMC and crew hop out and grab some burgers and drink. Patrick plays catch-up and pours himself a super big gulp of bourbon into his giant Yeti Rambler.

The group moves to the fire and conversation turns toward, what else... all things #EAF and #EAF performance clothing. We divide into two camps - Kuhl and Arc'teryx.

The debate is getting heated when PMC, who is really starting to get comfortable expressing himself due to the falling liquid level in his Rambler, starts to take things in a strange direction.

He starts talking about #notEAF fashion and fashion accessories. Did I mention he was getting a little too comfortable sharing his feelings?

We are all speechless as he rambles on, first about thread counts, then about Pima vs. Egyptian cotton, and as the Four Roses begins to do all the talking, his pontifications devolve into the finer points of skinny jeans, denim blazers, and leather loafers.

We think he's playing a joke on us, until he tells us about that one time 34 Heritage had a casting call in Ridgeland. Unfortunately for the rest of us, there was a really good cell signal in camp and he pulls up the page...

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That pretty much disperses the group and sends everyone to bed. beno, who was originally camped next to PMC, and is now on episode VI of S-Town, moves his sleeping bag as far away as possible and decides that sleeping on the edge of the cliff is a safer place.

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That pretty much disperses the group and sends everyone to bed. beno, who was originally camped next to PMC, and is now on episode VI of S-Town, moves his sleeping bag as far away as possible and decides that sleeping on the edge of the cliff is a safer place.

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Bwaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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Nice hyperbole Cameron.
 
Has any coffee been made yet?
 
Fortunately I am tired after being up at 2 am that day, driving to Atlanta, loading what may be the most beautiful camper shell on earth and then tracking down a whole pack of Kuhl wearing eaf mfs. I go to bed and miss the hilarity that ensues when PMC is ushered to bed by his children but not before he can leave a little something on the ground for Trudy to have for breakfast the next morning.
 
You drove from Wichita Falls TX to ATL for that camper shell. You got to be s***ting me. I thought you picked that up at a fire sale or an estate sale. I am not sure if this is fact or fiction.

Truth is stranger than fiction. I refer you back to page 4:

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Unbelievably, PMC is the first one up, and is prancing around the campsite like nothing happened the night before.

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This is all the motivation I need, since nature is calling and I can't go back to sleep. Since we're in Alabama, and pooping in bags is not required, so I go dig a very shallow latrine next to the LGBBT, which is parked a ways down the road.

I come back and PMC is frying up a few lbs of bacon on his skottle, the whole scene looking like a page out of a Kühl catalog...

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beno and Nolen fire up a second Skottle for breakfast burritos. beno overlands so hard that he uses a stack of new OEM wheels as a camp table.

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Meanwhile, over in Cam's Coffee Corner, preparations are under way to get the shop set up for the growing crowd of caffeine deficient campers.

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