#TAF - Talladega As Fawk

[FJ60Cam]

We get settled in for the night. Three 6 Hybrids and LCP&C, sponsors for the evening's fire, do their thing...

See & Eat Mississippi showed up with a grip of smashburger meat and spicy pimento cheese from the Neon Pig...

Then, all of the sudden, beno gets real excited about his surprise guest. We still have no idea what he is worked up about when, right behind us, the BBT comes blasting into our campsite.

The BBT is even uglier than before with the new addition of a nasty, green, tall, PawPaw-lookin', raised-roof, mis-colored bed topper. Now it's turned into the LGBBT, the long green big blue truck.

I tried to take a pic, but it's so ugly even the camera flinches and blurs the truck.

 

[wngrog]

I tried to take a pic, but it's so ugly even the camera flinches and blurs the truck.

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Hahahahahahahahaahahhaa

 

[ntsaint]

#prayforcamscamera

 

[OGBeno]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA......

 

[Fireman]

Asshat

 

[OGBeno]

The disturbance in the "serene" #EAF experience for @wngrog was completely demolished in that one moment....

@wngrog wouldn't even talk to him... Poor @Fireman was relegated to hanging out with #EAF @ntsaint

 

[wngrog]

I talked to him once we agreed through a moderator that he would move the BGBT the fxxx out of my campsite. Once it was out of my quan I was able to speak.

 

[ntsaint]

Relegated to convo solely with me...truly the bottom of the pit

 

[FJ60Cam]

Yeah, it was bad. We took pity on him because he was 15 hours from home, it was dark, it was his birthday, and he was having buyers-remorse on the fugly drunk-eBay purchased bed topper.

Nolen still made him park 100 yards down the trail from us though

beno passed out smokes and bourbon and we went back to our evening.

 

[FJ60Cam]

Meanwhile, we get a text from PMC, who's an hour or two behind us, that he's made it to SillyCougar, but is stopped by a not moving train.

 

[BMThiker]

I guess that makes me the @ssh@t enabler. Just mere hours before the invasion, I weaponized the cursed truck. @Fireman was wringing his hands over each other like Monty Burns saying aloud, "Nolen's gonna absolutely loose his $h!T"

 

[wngrog]

Gold.

 

[FJ60Cam]

 

[FJ60Cam]

I took a screenshot, and the LGBBT came out blurry

 

[wngrog]

Fireman "Nolen's gonna s***....Nolen's gonna kill me"

Rick "What's he gonna do? s*** or kill you ?"

Fireman "First he's gonna s***, then he's gonna kill me"

 

[Bossman]

Relegated to convo solely with me...truly the bottom of the pit

That's an upgrade!

 

[FJ60Cam]

I thought I had detected a mild tear in the fabric of the universe this weekend...

See, what had happened was...

...the BBT comes blasting into our campsite...

The disturbance in the "serene" #EAF experience was completely demolished in that one moment....

 

[Bodean]

Do you have to have those high dollar britches to be in y'alls club?

 

[pmccraney]

The amount of "i dont give a fxxx" it takes to drive the BBGLGBT (especially right into the campsite of its harshest critics) is actually pretty impressive.

The man is comfortable in his own skin. He knows what he wants and doesnt care that even my 12-year son said "his truck looks like a big blue and green popsicle"

 

[FJ60Cam]

Do you have to have those high dollar britches to be in y'alls club?

High dolla beer too.