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Everyone, any ideas on what to put on the back of our shirts? I think a slogan would be sweet, we just have to decide on the slogan.

"Get one, and go anywhere."
"Drive the truck that will outlast you."
"Buy. Maintain. Drive."
"Always be ready to go anywhere."
"When the apocalypse comes, my Land Cruiser will save me."
"Ask me about my Land Cruiser."
"The shortest distance is a straight line. Drive it."

--john
 
"Drive the truck that will outlast you."
"Buy. Maintain. Drive."
"Always be ready to go anywhere."
"The shortest distance is a straight line. Drive it."

--john



I haven't heard any of these before. These are my favorites. Good work man :cheers:
 
Since we are just throwing things out


"land cruiser, statistically speaking the least likely SUV to give you an STD"

:flipoff2:
 
What about "the drinking club with a Toyota problem" or "has anyone seen Fatballs, lately"?

I thought about the "drinking club" quote, but does everyone want that on a shirt? Not too "family friendly", :lol:

Since we are just throwing things out

"land cruiser, statistically speaking the least likely SUV to give you an STD"

:flipoff2:

:lol: Not sure I'd want to wear that shirt anywhere in public.


How about one of these? I'm looking for something that everyone can wear anywhere. Something that's witty:

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
"Rock On!"
"Hey, watch it... you might scratch the paint"
"It's only sheet metal"
"Soon to be wheeling a spot near you."
"My lug nuts have more torque than your car"
"It's not leaking oil, it's sweating power!"
"Drive a Land Cruiser... because the Earth is not flat."
"They're not dents, they're battle scars"
"When all else fails, lock the hubs"
"Rock and a hard place just ahead"

"Got four low?"
"Don't worry, that noise is normal"

"Work sucks, I'm going wheeling"
 
We should easily be able to have at least a few themes on there. :)

I don't care if we have the drinking themed ones or not. After all we already have them on the glasses.
 
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Agreed.

--john

X3.

We should easily be able to have at least a few themes on there. :)

I don't care if we have the drinking themed ones or not. After all we already have them on the glasses.

Yeah, but the T-shirt is not only something cool for us to show to other 4x4'ers but also something to show off to our peers at the workplace. I know my peeps at work wouldn't all be appreciative of a shirt that essentially says "I love getting blasted out in the woods!!".
 
I like quite a few of the ideas above. A couple others:

"Land Cruiser > All Other 4x4's"

"I don't always drive a 4x4, but when I do.....I drive a Land Cruiser."

"Why walk, when you can crawl?"
 
"I don't always drive a 4x4, but when I do.....I drive a Land Cruiser."

"Why walk, when you can crawl?"

X3. My favorite thus far is the last one, "Why walk, when you can crawl?"
 
how about a ONSC logo with an 80 in it...
 
Why walk, when you can crawl?

Unless there are any opposed, I'd like to take this quote and use it as the slogan on the back of our club T-Shirts. The T-Shirts will have our ONSC logo on the front left chest, with this quote across the back at shoulder level. Anyone opposed?




how about a ONSC logo with an 80 in it...

Custom ONSC logos, with 55s, 60s, 62s, 80s, 100s and even 200s are in the works, but it's a ways off at this point.
 
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