Hello My Name is USMCruiserette...And i'm a Newbie

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So a couple of years ago I wrote a letter to Overhaulin' to have my mans rig fixed up. I realize now that there were a few major flaws in my plan but hey at least my heart was in the right place. I know that you have all heard these stories but I thought I'd post my entry anyway (And yes I took some artistic licensing). So here it goes: :popcorn:



"The 3 Iron Pigs"

This is a story about one determined Marine, and 3 Iron Pigs. Nick has been in love with old Land Cruisers since his teens. His desire for a family oriented Cruiser is one for the history books. After setting his heart on an FJ 55 Toyota Land Cruiser AKA an Iron Pig, (to have in place of his original vehicle, an FJ 40, which is now in a million pieces in our garage) his search began.


Iron Pig #1 was located in Idaho and to be picked up in Salt Lake City. Nick purchased tickets to fly from Colorado to Salt Lake to meet the owner who was driving in from Idaho. He and his young daughter were hauling the Cruiser on a flat bed trailer, pulled by his new model Land Cruiser. While towing this vehicle the hitch on the rented Uhaul trailer snapped and he rolled both vehicles en route :( Thankfully, no one was hurt in the accident, but Nick's hopes were crushed as his vehicle along with the new cruiser were totaled. Out the cost of one airline ticket Nick is without his beloved Iron Pig.


Iron Pig #2: Undaunted by his loss, Nick found another perfect Cruiser in Salt Lake City and hitched a ride with a friend who was on his way to see family. He was to drive it home as it was "road worthy". The engine seized on the highway in the middle of nowhere Wyoming, (he was quite literally 30 miles from nowhere) on his way back to Colorado. Stranded with a cell phone whose battery failed after the few emergency calls he was able to make, he waited eight hours for the seller to come and retrieve him and the vehicle. His Marine training in survival skills and the marine rations (which he takes on all trips with him, and I razz him endlessly about) came in handy. He was stiffed a couple hundred bucks in the transaction but alas, no sale ...Nick didn't care if the iron pig looked rough, but it had to run.


Iron Pig #3: With unyielding determination, Nick found Iron Pig #3...in Colorado, yeah!! He bought it for a song and drove it home. He is happier than (pardon the pun, I couldn't resist), "a pig in slop"! He is beginning to start work to "improve" its looks and make it run smoother. Always the optimist, he sees only the beauty of the beast. I on the other hand do not have the same rosy tint in my glasses and see the beast sitting in the driveway and wonder if it will ever become the Cruiser of his dreams. My husband Nick is a 25 year old father of 2 small boys, I am teacher and I fear our income and his dedication to his family and home will continue to put his dream of overhauling his Cruiser just out of reach. He has a dream, but he also puts his kids and wife first, for which I am deeply grateful. Help me do something special for him and give him the Iron Pig of his dreams as only Overhaulin’ can do!! Plus I just think that it would be really funny if after everything he’s been through, the Pig got stolen!




I know I know you're all getting a big soft one right. So obviously the overhaulin' thing didn't work and having been married to the man a little longer I know he'd rather do the rebuild himself but I'd like to help. I'm not completely wet behind the ears when it comes to wrenching, but I may need some hand holding yet where Land cruisers are concerned. So there it is. If anyone knows where the hell I should start, or what the first damn thing is I need to know, feel free to jump in, if not be gentle.
 
Welcome USM

Welcome to the trough--you really have found a bunch of folks who know what they're doing--lots of experience and they're a damn entertaining bunch too!-Congrats! You've arrived in Hog Hollar--Cheers, RomeGaDave:beer:
 
Need more info.......

Details and pics!

I may have some odd parts to toss at it. Guessing others will be happy to help where possible. I have had quite a bit of help on all sorts of cruisers through this group. Some amazing folks here and they surely know what the heck they are talking about. I have learned, no question is a stupid one...Keep in mind you may get some sh-t here and there. But it's all good!

Goebs
 
While towing this vehicle the hitch on the rented Uhaul trailer snapped and he rolled both vehicles en route

I'm not completely wet behind the ears when it comes to wrenching, but I may need some hand holding yet where Land cruisers are concerned. So there it is. If anyone knows where the hell I should start, or what the first damn thing is I need to know, feel free to jump in, if not be gentle.

Hello Usmcruiserette, nice to see you here and interested in helping Nick get the old pig rolling! We met briefly when you all stopped by my place to pick up some springs a few weeks ago. I have the sexy red FJ62 and rather sad looking FJ55. IIRC, your kids were already up an hour past their bedtime so you had to leave rather quickly.

Until I read your post I hadn't connected the U-Haul trailer incident with Nick, the story had a "happy ending" since nobody was hurt among other things.

Where should you start? Always a good question depending primarily on what needs tending to most. I'm a firm believer in mechanical first, cosmetic last though I also don't always follow my own advice.

Of course we do need pics because we all love seeing another pig that will eventually be back on the road. So post up some pics, tell us what needs to be done and we'll see what we can help you through.

:cheers:
 
hey, do i know you? thats the way gramma always told me the story of 3 little piggies at bedtime, how did she tell me the 5 piggies on my toes?? oh yeah, 5 little piggies went to market, this one ran out of gas, this one over heated, this one had rust problems, this one rolled over on the trail and this one went weee weee weee all the way through the mud hole!! welcome uhh here.
 
Iron Pig #2: Undaunted by his loss, Nick found another perfect Cruiser in Salt Lake City and hitched a ride with a friend who was on his way to see family. He was to drive it home as it was "road worthy". The engine seized on the highway in the middle of nowhere Wyoming, (he was quite literally 30 miles from nowhere) on his way back to Colorado. Stranded with a cell phone whose battery failed after the few emergency calls he was able to make, he waited eight hours for the seller to come and retrieve him and the vehicle. His Marine training in survival skills and the marine rations (which he takes on all trips with him, and I razz him endlessly about) came in handy. He was stiffed a couple hundred bucks in the transaction but alas, no sale ...Nick didn't care if the iron pig looked rough, but it had to run.

Hola Missy!

I remember watching Nick drive away in Pig #2 from SLC and thinking "Always the Pig's maid, never the Pig owner..." And then I put down my cell phone to play with the nephews and missed all of Nick's calls saying he was stuck on the side of the road...

What did Overhaulin say?

What exactly do you want to accomplish?

Is Nick reading this post?
 
Yeah apparently they don't come to Colorado. They didn't even respond to my Submission, and I thought it kicked ass. Like I said there were some large holes in my planing.
 
hey, do i know you? thats the way gramma always told me the story of 3 little piggies at bedtime, how did she tell me the 5 piggies on my toes?? oh yeah, 5 little piggies went to market, this one ran out of gas, this one over heated, this one had rust problems, this one rolled over on the trail and this one went weee weee weee all the way through the mud hole!! welcome uhh here.

And this one Kicks ass, I'll be telling it to my boys as part of their bed time stories :):)
 
Okay kids here she is in all her glory.

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And Yes I agree mechanical first, Like bleeding the brakes so they quit locking up on me, or putting the thermostat back in since it is still winter here in Colorado and freezing! It would be nice if the heater actually worked.
The cosmic doesn't bug me so much, plus I feel damn Sexy driving her the way she is.
 
Looks great!!!

Y'all coming up to the Fort anytime soon? I have a brake bleed kit and we can do that at my house, or I can lend it to you and you and nick can do it yourselves. Nick will lie underneath and tell you to pump the brakes. It can turn into sexy time from there!
 
Looks great!!!

Y'all coming up to the Fort anytime soon? I have a brake bleed kit and we can do that at my house, or I can lend it to you and you and nick can do it yourselves. Nick will lie underneath and tell you to pump the brakes. It can turn into sexy time from there!

We Get up to Fort Fun every now and again. We may have a brake bleeding kit, I think it has become a matter of finding time at this point. And yes I have a feeling that there will be a lot of sexy time coming up now that I'm gonna be helping out with the projects:D
 
We Get up to Fort Fun every now and again. We may have a brake bleeding kit, I think it has become a matter of finding time at this point. And yes I have a feeling that there will be a lot of sexy time coming up now that I'm gonna be helping out with the projects:D


welcome! I've met nick before, he came up and helped me dismantle my pig after I rolled it :cool: very cool!


I'll dig through my old stash and see if I have any parts that'll fit his pig!
 
What exactly do you want to accomplish?

Is Nick reading this post?

Eventually this will be a tow rig for the 40. Cummins 6bt dually rear end.....

and yes I'm reading it. ;)

looks like a decent pig to start with.............mechanicals with brakes being number one!...welcome aboard :) Lou

Bled them still mushy....thread starting in a sec....thread on break question.

It can turn into sexy time from there!

Any time Amber is even holding a wrench becomes sexy time. nothing hotter than a gorgeous woman wrenching or burning steel!!!
 
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