Stan, I figured it out! It’s not about wiping, it’s about s***tting! For example, politicians; local ones are amateurs bulls*** artists and use regular charming. As they move to state and federal levels they become professional bulls*** slingers and artists, they qualify for this paper.So, I am at CVS waiting to get my vaccine and I spot this. Who knew you could be a professional butt wipe.
Professional def-engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime. Now I need to figure out the pay part of it.
"Yeah, so John I'm sitting here takin a dump and I figured I'd give you a call" Just makes you feel soooo special.