Maybe it's just my opinion but I think this is a pretty good story.
A little history:
1) Buy 79 FJ40 that smokes bad... real bad.. good price
2) Checked everything, valve stem seals loose so replaced, still smokes
3) Crappy compressions so I pulled the head, put a mic on everything, honed, replaced rings, rod bearings, replaced head, still smokes... What!
4) Bunch of tests thinking the head was cracked, must be a bad head gasket or a cracked head.
5) Pull the head again to have it checked and got a Felpro gasket for a better seal. Got pissed because I ruled out a cracked head and got this better gasket, so I put the head back on, still smokes....What!

The present:
So, I'm not the best mechanic around but I have not made any mistakes here so what the heck is going on....Well, it came to me in a drunken stupor. Went out and pulled the plugs, they all looked nice and white, so the oil that was burning was not burning in the engine. Hmmm.... So where...Hmm.. When the engine failed originally it started burning oil, lots of it and it started pouring down the exhaust and collected in the.......... catalytic converter. Pulled that sucker off and no more smoke, now I know why it took a couple minutes to start smoking, it had to warm up the converter first and now I know why it smoked worse while driving, the converter got hotter. Went for a drive last night... No smoke.
