A friend in need.
I didn’t make it down to Noswad today. A lake buddy of mine, whom well call Sir Brian Bacon of Alpine, in order to protect the guilty, rang me up this AM with some DEFCON level 5 news. Apparently his Mrs, decided that the most memorable birthday gift (his 62nd) she could think of on short notice, was one of those WV No-Fault Deeevorces. I guess she broke this news while I was on a scouting mission down in Lower Babylon. So Mr Bacon wanted to “borrow my trailer”. This roughly translates in the High Appalachian Dialect to “Can you help me move some things”. Can’t let a lake buddy down.
His only comment to me , after my lengthy barrage of “WTF” questions, was “ She feels trapped”. She’s 67 so I’m thinking “trapped” either means, Option A, her depends are on too tight or Option B, she’s running off with “Diego the swarthy landscaper“… I reckon it’s a moot point at 67, regardless of the reason. Way I see it, at 67, Option A or B will cause a stroke.
So I grabbed a bottle of my favorite single malt marital aid and deeevorce antiseptic and hauled the trailer across the lake. We moved a goodly amount of his personal belongings to a local storage facility. I treated him to a triple burger from the local DQ and took him home. Last I saw him in the rear view, he was in the garage listening to George Jones and starring at his John Deer riding mower.
I’ll ring him up later this evening for a health and welfare call, just to make sure he’s not too deep in his cups. Probably slip on over in the morning and take him out for a Denny’s Grand Slam. I figure a syrupy smiley face on his pancakes will be a welcome sight come sun up.
So, to all you riders of the purple sage, dune riders, desert dogs, highlanders, tender foots, shore dwellers, sea peoples, and simple mountain folk, I‘m going to roll with Bear Claw on this one.
“I swear a woman’s heart is the hardest stone the good Lord ever put on the earth and I can find no sign on it”..
Bear Claw/ Jeremiah Johnson.
Just to keep the Face Lift thread moving in its normal tech-ish direction

, I did receive a a DHL package in the post. I’ll toss these in the strip and scour box for a media blast beauty treatment.