200 Series tech and classifieds.

[MEMCruiser]

LCs don't need to be built. They already are. Mine has dents from deer, dogs, a gas tank and a wife who can't drive. I don't notice "swirl marks".

Jordon saw it and stopped counting blemish marks at ten.

 

[ntsaint]

There's a middle ground. Somewhere between beating the s*** out of it and using the two bucket method.

 

[MEMCruiser]

What is the two bucket method? I seriously considered selling the 200 and as I looked it over realized I would not get crap for it. Smart people live in s***ty houses and drive s***ty cars till their kids are gone. Mine are animals, filthy animals.

 

[MScruiser]

Also, to the naysayers: the 2 bucket method is tried and true. Knock it if you want, but when I see a car's paint out in the sun, I can tell who knows what they are doing, and who doesn't.

 

[MEMCruiser]

I can't hate what I don't comprehend.

 

[dnp]

I can't hate what I don't comprehend.

Awesome.

 

[MEMCruiser]

Also, to the naysayers: the 2 bucket method is tried and true. Knock it if you want, but when I see a car's paint out in the sun, I can tell who knows what they are doing, and who doesn't.

Only a young guy with no kids would state that. I bet in a few years, instead of noticing whether guy in parking lot used two bucket method, you might notice that your tired as s***, as you sit on 3 day old chicken nuggets and take a baby butt wipe to clean the front windshield so you can see past all the kids hand swirl marks and dog nose swirl marks. Add in some random nose blows and window licking and you lose the idea of getting rid of swirl marks. Mrs. Heidelberg would die if she read my last sentence.

OBTW I am not hating. I am just jealous. I used to have a Boxster that i cleaned all the time. still didn't do the two bucket method.

 

[ntsaint]

^ that is gold. It takes degreaser to cut the slime fingerprints off my 2nd row windows. And yesterday I found most of a happy meal between the 2nd row and the drawer system.

 

[MEMCruiser]

My cup thingy in second row is now permanently glued shut. I would clean it but I don't use it....ef em.. They can use their crotch just like I did in the 76 Ford grenada.

 

[wct49]

Only a young guy with no kids would state that. I bet in a few years, instead of noticing whether guy in parking lot used two bucket method, you might notice that your tired as ****, as you sit on 3 day old chicken nuggets and take a baby butt wipe to clean the front windshield so you can see past all the kids hand swirl marks and dog nose swirl marks. Add in some random nose blows and window licking and you lose the idea of getting rid of swirl marks. Mrs. Heidelberg would die if she read my last sentence.

OBTW I am not hating. I am just jealous. I used to have a Boxster that i cleaned all the time. still didn't do the two bucket method.

SOLID GOLD.

 

[MEMCruiser]

A 200 off pavement.

 

[wngrog]

You kid pissing behind that open door?

 

[Bossman]

He don't need no stinking door

 

[MEMCruiser]

Everybody knows he's not bashful.

 

[MEMCruiser]

How to succeed in driving a 200 without really trying.

 

[ntsaint]

Pretty sure @MScruiser will literally die when he sees that 2nd pic. Physically expire.

 

[Bomar]

I will give you 10k for it as it sits right now. USAA can make transfer for me in seconds. I will hit that bitch with a brush and Dyson and go by hook's for some fuel.

 

[Bomar]

I like 'em dirty!

 

[MEMCruiser]

I like me old and dirty. Bomar u funny guy, 10k! I'm cleaning it right now. Got gloves and a respirator on. Actually I kind of look like Walt in the Lab.

 

[MEMCruiser]

Andy if he expires, I call dibs on fat Amy the cruiser. God I hope his wife's name isn't Amy.