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[TMAN_FJ60]

Congratulations on the date, sir. You ain't gonna go and try to change the name of your ranch, are you?


Looking forward to the Reunion, I'm gettin' more excited about it every day. One question: I don't think I'll have an A/C unit for our tent, you reckon' a fan will be enough? How hot is it at night in Elwood in July?

 

[KOWBOY]

Congratulations on the date, sir. You ain't gonna go and try to change the name of your ranch, are you?

nosir.

... you reckon' a fan will be enough? How hot is it at night in Elwood in July?

What the hell's it matter Boy ... you'll be passed out anyway.

What size shirt College Girl want?

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

She'd like an adult small, please. And I done told you already, I'm through with that trophy s***.

 

[66fj40x2]

I'm through with that trophy s***.

I'm a little affraid to ask.... but how the heck did you win the trophy when your competition was giving lap dances? ? Oh, and were you every alone with Kowboy????

I think I'm glad I missed that part

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

She ain't a member of the club, and neither is her boyfriend. His old man is, but the way I understand it, that ain't direct enough. For instance, CollegeGirl co-won it in January with Chinah, and was eligible because I'm a member. Can't let them oustiders come in and steal our trophies thataway .


And no, I wasn't ever alone with Kowboy. That s*** just ain't right, sir.

 

[KOWBOY]

I'm a little affraid to ask.... but how the heck did you win the trophy when your competition was giving lap dances? ? Oh, and were you every alone with Kowboy????

The Boy done passed out in my tent ... layin' on his stomach.

And no, I wasn't ever alone with Kowboy. That s*** just ain't right, sir.

hehehe.

 

[MFerren]

The Boy done passed out in my tent ... layin' on his stomach.

So that is why he was walking funny all the way out to the little car Sunday morning.

 

[66fj40x2]

So that is why he was walking funny all the way out to the little car Sunday morning.

He sure in a hurry to get gone that morning huh

 

[KOWBOY]

PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT​

There's still 5 members that ain't responded concernin' this event.

This thread's been runnin' for 6 months ... I've mailed out registration forms ... I've sent e-mails .... I'm done.

I'm closin' the doors this Saturday at midnight so I can get the final headcount for the grub and get the t-shirt order into Bodean.

So let it be written ... so let it be done.

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

The Boy done passed out in my tent ... layin' on his stomach.

Sir, that s*** just ain't right either. You didn't tell 'em I was borrowin' the tent, and that you were sharing the cocoon with Butch since he showed up late.

 

[Green Lantern]

Kowboy wrote:

There's still 5 members that ain't responded concernin' this event.



Seems there's always some pansy assed relative that won't come or help with a Reunion. I guess we'll just have to talk about 'em around the fire. Since Fannin County lifted the Burn Ban I guess I can leave the Faux fire at home?

Happy Trails! N

 

[KOWBOY]

Since Fannin County lifted the Burn Ban I guess I can leave the Faux fire at home?

Let's hope so sir ...

Rumors are flyin' right now 'bout slappin us with another burn ban.

We'll see ... but burn ban means no fireworks Folks.

 

[Murmy]

Hey Kowboy.... can't wait to meet your date..... she should fit right in... if my info is correct her maiden name is ELWOOD. Damn I say that is fate sir

 

[KOWBOY]

Hey Kowboy.... can't wait to meet your date..... she should fit right in... if my info is correct her maiden name is ELWOOD. Damn I say that is fate sir

Actually ... her maiden name's Jackson. She became Elwood by marriage and went through hell to get rid of that name ... so she ain't too excited 'bout wearin' a shirt that has Elwood on it.

 

[Murmy]

ok, so we won't call her Elwood...... glad you let me know, would have stuck my foot in it :whoops:

 

[Clutchee]

I'm noticing a trend here in the WT.....

More members in this club bring there spouces (or girlfriend/date ) to events then most other clubs do.

OK....Back to the thread about the Family reunion.

See yawl there!

 

[KOWBOY]

I'm noticing a trend here in the WT.....

Thank you sir for sharin' your wisdom ... now go back to sleep.

 

[Bodean]

Kowboy,

If the event can handle any more Rednecks I might have 2 more CLC members that want to make the trip. I will let you know on Friday.

Later,

 

[KOWBOY]

Kowboy,

If the event can handle any more Rednecks I might have 2 more CLC members that want to make the trip. I will let you know on Friday.

Later,

Hell sir ... we mize well just make CLC a sub-chapter of the White Trash.

 

[Green Lantern]

Lookin' at the agenda again...


Y'all wanna do a pot luck on Saturday night? I'm thinking of cooking MRE's. Otherwise, it's Spam or peanut butter sandwiches.

Also, does the huntin' event have anything to do with a greased llama?
Happy Trails! N


Snipped from Kowboy's post:

1st Annual Family Reunion
Elwood, TX
30 June to 04 July 2006


Saturday, 01 July

‘Round the crack of noon: Presidential Speech and Introductions
After that: White Trash Horseshoe Tournament
‘Round mid-afternoon: White Trash Fishin’ Tournament
Sorta late afternoon: White Trash Huntin’ Tournament
Early evenin’: White Trash Cow Pie Extravaganza Contest
‘Bout dark-thirty: White Trash Pyrotechnics Display (if'n there ain't a burn ban)


Sunday, 02 July

Still Mornin’ time: White Trash Breakfast Eatin’
Late mornin’: White Trash Recyclin’ Contest
Afternoon: Swimmin’, Loungin’, Socializin’, and Drinkin’
Early evenin’: White Trash Wild Pig Eatin’
Evenin’: The White Trash Yard Sale and Awards Ceremony
Late Evenin’: Live Music by Houston Marchman and his Contra Band