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Update on Reunion attendance:

CollegeBoy AND CollegeGirl confirmed, probably arrive Saturday mid-day and leave Monday morning.


You hear that folks? She's comin' with me! I'll see if she can scrounge up something for the raffle too.
 
TMAN_FJ60 said:
CollegeBoy AND CollegeGirl confirmed, probably arrive Saturday mid-day and leave Monday morning.
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TMAN_FJ60 said:
You hear that folks? She's comin' with me! I'll see if she can scrounge up something for the raffle too.
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I've plainly indicated ONE prize per member Boy. :rolleyes:

If'n this here event is too friggin' complicated for ya'll to understand ... perhaps ya'll need to just spend the holiday weekend elsewhere. :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

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I've got directions to Josh's house ready to e-mail out if'n anybody needs 'em. :cool:

Up to the minute event status:

23 members confirmed ... accountin' for 55 people. :grinpimp:

7 members confirmed can't make it. :frown:

9 members ain't reported in. :confused:

Based on 7 that ain't comin' .... odds of winnin' the winch: 1 outta 32. :D

:flamingo:
 
The White Trash of the Elwood Chapter​

1st Annual Family Reunion
Elwood, TX
30 June to 04 July 2006​


Friday, 30 June​

We’ll be settin’ stuff up durin’ the day and gatherin’ ‘round in the evenin’ for some drinkin’.

Saturday, 01 July​

‘Round the crack of noon: Presidential Speech and Introductions

After that: White Trash Horseshoe Tournament

‘Round mid-afternoon: White Trash Fishin’ Tournament

Sorta late afternoon: White Trash Huntin’ Tournament

Early evenin’: White Trash Cow Pie Extravaganza Contest

‘Bout dark-thirty: White Trash Pyrotechnics Display (if'n there ain't a burn ban)

Sunday, 02 July​

Still Mornin’ time: White Trash Breakfast Eatin’

Late mornin’: White Trash Recyclin’ Contest

Afternoon: Swimmin’, Loungin’, Socializin’, and Drinkin’

Early evenin’: White Trash Wild Pig Eatin’

Evenin’: The White Trash Yard Sale and Awards Ceremony

Late Evenin’: Live Music by Houston Marchman and his Contra Band

Monday, 03 July​

Try our damndest to recover ... and make fun of them that can’t.
Open date to tour the Hoard or the 3X’s ... or just relax in the heat and do some more drinkin'.

Tuesday, 04 July ​

Clean-up the place and kick ever’body the hell off the property.


:bounce: :bounce2: :beer::beer: :cheers: :beer: :beer: :bounce2: :bounce:



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KOWBOY said:
I've got directions to Josh's house ready to e-mail out if'n anybody needs 'em. :cool:


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if'n ya culd send dem to dhaondagod i wood relly appreshiate it! as he told ya we'alls stayin n bonham...agin thanks in advance for havin us foriners frum kali...

btw , if'n ne1 needs sumptin frum kali letus know & we will see what we can do to git it to ya'll

mrs dhondagod:princess:
 
Kotter said:
Me and the missus definately. My son and his girly friend are thinkin' about coming (Hmmmmm --- I wonder why that is? :rolleyes: ).
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Tell him I said to come. I enjoyed hangin' out with 'im. Although I ain't gonna fight her for that damn trophy again. ;)
 
euclid said:
Too bad. Sure wish I coulda seen that. Sounds like it was quite the show.
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I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about. ;)


You are coming to the Reunion, right?
 
My 'puter ain't a red phone, but dam if'n I didn't get a message from the President...

I'll be puttin' on breakfast for you guys on Sunday morning. I'm gonna need help. So plan on bringing your stove and skillet.

I'll have plenty of bacon, sausage, eggs and pancakes. I got mixin' bowls and condomints too. We'll get four or five stoves going and find sober people to cook a bit. Then, throw it all out on the table where the dogs can get it.

Kowboy and I have also arranged for coffee. We'll have two flavors: very strong and extra very strong (notice... no Eyetalian terms). I'll toss in half a can of Redi Whip my girl and I used for those that think they need creamer. ;-)

Happy Trails! N
 
Green Lantern said:
I'll toss in half a can of Redi Whip my girl and I used for those that think they need creamer.
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Used Redi Whip?

If I'da known it was that kind of party I would have stuck my :censor: in the mashed potatoes. :D

Seriously, I'll help with the breakfast, I'll bring my camp stove. I can make a pot of my grits if you like...(my grits include fatback, cheese, eggs & tabasco... all yer basic food groups :))
 
valkyrie610 said:
I can make a pot of my grits if you like...(my grits include fatback, cheese, eggs & tabasco... all yer basic food groups :))
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KOWBOY said:
Got 4 s***ters bein' delivered for all your personal needs. :D

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Yah think it was the grits that got Kowboy motivated? :confused: :bounce: :beer:
 
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