Ratpuke
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How does he get drunk when all he drinks is soda?
I didn't even know he drank adult beverages.
Leave out Guiness and Strongbow and see how long it takes for him to break out into wild displays of dancing to Tiffany's "I think we're alone now."
Bring on a 'I make Jerk Chicken... does that mean I am what I eat?" thread.
Anyway...Curtis - you could start a help line:
Curtis: "Go ahead caller."
Caller: "Uncle Cousin Curt... I'm wondering what I should do. My crust is flakey. Help."
Curtis: "Frankie Relax. Soften the butter. All will be good."
Caller: "But, Uncle Cousin Curt.... my springform pan sprung a leak and I've already got the cake poured into it. Help! I'm panicking. I think my oven is on fire."
Curtis: "You're an idiot. Are you my cousin?"
Tonight's creation:

Back-seat drive anyone into a lake this month?
New pick-up line? "well you could have some now, but cheesecake tastes best in the morning"
Yah, and my s*** doesn't pop out of gear.




