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I don't know what you're talking aboot, my village only got electrics 5 years ago, and Ukgulack brought that bit of technological marvel up with his dog team back in November.
Oh and empty your ashtray. It looks nasty.
I ain't cleaning nothing till my roommates are out of town. If they aren't going to help keep things clean, they aren't going to benefit from my effort. I swear the one must eat TP at the rate it disappears, and how the hell does a sink plug up a couple days after you draino it?![]()


1. yer queer
2. yer stove is older than some of the meat in Steves colon
3. that looks tasty
What you doing making cheesecake at 10:00 at night? You got the munchies or sumptin'?
What you doing making cheesecake at 10:00 at night? You got the munchies or sumptin'?

Any, off I go to see what kind of fruit I can bring home.
1) What, are you a cop or something?
2) Why would you assume I actually have the clock on the stove set?
3) Knowing me, it was likely more like 1 AM.
High probability of drunk posting tonight 