I'm NOT the OP.
I've been trying to find a random parasitic drain on my 96 LC for over 2 months. I came out out of a restaurant last week to discover the parking lights on. When I used he key to open the door, nothing unusual happened. My switch for the lights was still in the OFF position. I tried turning them on, then off. No change.
I tried to start the truck. No ignition at all.
I had to open the hood and disconnect the negative battery post, sit for a few minutes to clear, then put it back on and drove home.
Last night, as I started to rearrange my vehicles in the driveway to get ready for the week, I jumped into the LC, started it up, and as I put it in gear to back up, the horn honked and the interior lights started to blink. When I stepped on the brake, the horn stopped, then started again, and over the next few minutes, basically, the electrical system on the truck was "possessed" but it was still running and driveable, until the horn stuck ON.
I drove it back up the drive, put it in park, shut it off, and the horn kept going and all the interior lights were on. I unhooked the battery to shut it off.
It was time to remove the RS3000. I've owned the truck for 4 years and put 60K on it, and I have never had a key FOB for the alarm. I didn't really know if the alarm worked or not.
Only gonna take a half hour......no problem........It's only 6:30 PM on a Sunday night.....I can be done by 7:00......
I FINALLY had all the crap TORE APART by 10:00 PM. Then I had to put it back together enough to drive it to work today. I got done about 11:00.
By the time I traced all the wires under carpet, across under the dash, up around the control module behind the dash, I had half my truck tore apart. One wire went across under the dash over towards the center console. Must be the PNS switch wire right?.....No. It went all the way across and up above the golve box. Had to remove the glove box.......only to find the damn thing was a blind wire.....Must be the antenna wire for the remote or something.
Whoever did the original install did a nice, neat job, and must have used 20+ zip ties. I followed the wires because I followed the Non-standard colored zip ties to follow the wire path.
I focused ENTIRELY on the alarm first. Once I got that out of the way, then I wanted to figure out a different rat's nest of wires....the mobile phone installation. Turns out, those wires had already been cut., it was just a matter of tracing them and pulling them (and the speaker).
My truck's a few pounds lighter now and w WHOLE lot cleaner from a wiring standpoint.
It appears that the under-hood sensor was in a position that it was gathering water and shorting out. Not to mention that last November, I had a can of Coke explode under my driver's seat right on top of the alarm box. I'm surprised it took this long for it to freak out.
Usually, my formula of "Times two and add thirty" work for how long it takes for me to accomplish the time estimates posted by the other "master craftsmen" on here. Definitely not this time! That would have been an hour and a half on the outside! I currently have 4-1/2 hours in it and I still have to put the center console back in, all the under-dash stuff including re-mounting the computer under there, and installing the air duct and cover plates.
Of course, while I'm in there, I should do the steering shaft seal/bearing, the pin-7 mod (see what I did there
@jonheld ?) and then change the seat cover on the DS, vacuum out the truck, and THEN, maybe I will trust it again........