THANKSGIVING PICKS!!!!!!!! Don't buy Beaujolais Nouveau!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKSGIVING WINE PICKS!!!!!
Well T-day has finally arrived. A historically long ass day with relatives you can barely stand to be around even though you only see them twice a year. The solution......alcohol!!!!!!! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems......
Turkey is some good eats. Stuffing, potatoes, and cranberries are even better. Let's pick some good wines that will help get us through the gastric terrorism that is my mother's cooking:
Pinot Noir- Everyone drinks it cuz of that stupid Sideways movie but it's great s*** and goes with everything. The CA, NZ, and OR pinot noirs have great structure with a very faint touch of sweetness. This matches well with all the different types of tastes that happen on the adult's table. Burgundy is good but the mushroomy and earthy edges are a bit much for me with all the root veggies and brown gravy. Go for something in the $15 range from the US or NZ and you can't go wrong.
RIESLING!!!!- Gotta have a white wine to go with the red wine. Find something from Alsace (France) instead of Germany. German riesling is great but the sweetness might be a bit much and overpower the foods. Alsatian riesling's are dry and match well with everything on the table. If you feel adventurous also buy a gerwurtztraminer. Excellent stuff.
DO NOT BUY BEAUJOLAIS NOUVEAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This crap is the biggest scam of all time. This is junk wine made from s***ty grapes and doesn't match well with ANYTHING. It's a scam just like Valentines Day. It was invented by the French and serves no purpose. Some A-hole people actually get this crap overnighted from the winery the day it is released so they can be the first ones to have it. Honestly, buy box wine instead. it'll taste better and probably match better with the food. Beaujolais Nouveau is garbage. If you insist on Beaujolais you must spend at least $20 to get anything remotely good. DON"T WASTE YOUR $$$$$$$!!!!!!! Find better stuff to buy and get something interesting for christsake!!!!
I've bought a bottle of MacMurray Pinot Noir, a bottle of Crossroads Pinot Noir from New Zealand, a bottle of 1991 Josmeyer "samain" riesling, and a bottle of Villa Mt Eden cabernet (for guzzling) That should get me past my crazy aunt and blind uncle's uncomfortably long blessing before we eat.
Get creative and find some good shizz to drink this holiday. Find a good wine shop near you and it'll make the suffering that is the annual Thanksgiving day Dallas Cowboy's game remotely tolerable. (Go Patriots btw)
That is all.