#TAF - Talladega As Fawk

[wngrog]

We do not allow members of #eaf to try anything that would force us to extract a retrieval device or tool during these rare events.

If you break or get stuck you have to turn in your sticker.

 

[PabloVTA]

We said it, too. Beno got tired of us after the trailer episode, and hightailed it back to Atlanta. Now two men down, we had some serious sausage gobbling to do.

wait, the real Beno, or the REAL beno?

 

[FJ60Cam]

wait, the real Beno, or the REAL beno?

We started referring to him as the fake beno to trick JTU.

 

[FJ60Cam]

You may have noticed the shower tent we had set up...

If you look on the front of Andy's #EAF trailer, you can just barely make out the water tank for his shower set up. By sheer magic, it heats up the water - the harder you overland, the hotter it gets. It also can be pressurized, giving you the impression that you are taking an honest to goodness shower.

After he returned from SillyCougar, and after all the hot water was used up, PMC took a quick shower to wash the WalMart off.

He jumped out of the shower looking #GAF...

(NTTAWWT)

(image enhancement credit to @BMThiker)

 

[ntsaint]

Yes, the maiden voyage of the pressurized hot water shower was a success. Was a game changer.

I literally spit out my coffee when i looked at that pic, and i wasn't even drinking any.

 

[OGBeno]

Fawking awesome.

 

[under_psi]

HFS I am dying.......so awesome

 

[wct49]

I have know idea what all the inside jokes are but this is still funny as fawk.

 

[MEMCruiser]

Sticker material?

 

[FJ60Cam]

After dinner, we got a fire going and the people who LIKE warm gooey sticky messes on their hands and faces ate smores. Andy & I, who do NOT like warm sticky loads on our face, abstained.

Cigars were smoked and beers were consumed, but compared to night #1, this one was pretty uneventful.

 

[BMThiker]

102 IBUs

 

[FJ60Cam]

Sunday morning, we woke up to find that the LGBBT was missing. Not just blurred out, but invisible. Like the second 'R' in Jarbidge.

I suspected foul play at first, thinking some riled up locals out on patrol took offense to the green topper/electric blue truck combo, but later someone mentioned that Fireman left in the wee hours to get on the road. He was excited to get his baby back home, I guess. Or maybe he'd had enough of the jokes.

Either way, it was pretty quiet. Andy popped out of his tent and promptly started assembling his mobile caffeination station. He runs the same campresso eqipment as the Three 6 Hybrids Coffee Company, and offered to take over barista duties this morning.

He pulled out a dank sack of some killer beans from the West Coast - ACME Powerglide, a primo blend of Colombian & Brazilian varieties. Nice & bright with a great nutty flavor.

It was the bomb. A perfect start to the morning.

(not the actual campresso, this is a paid actor providing graphical portrayal of the campresso experience)

 

[FJ60Cam]

Before long, the other adults stumbled out and hit the coffee bar. In no time, the skottles were fired up, and the scent of bacon was wafting gently through camp.

 

[OGBeno]

Who's FxxxING toe nails????

is that some ritualistic rite of passage for #EAF status? I need to rethink this #EAF thing again.

 

[Bodean]

Nail polish?? #GAF

@fountainhead needs to make a ruling on this!

 

[Bodean]

You can't wear "Jerusalem Cruisers" and nail polish...

 

[ntsaint]

You can't wear "Jerusalem Cruisers" and nail polish...

Hahahaha. Jerusalem Cruisers. Never heard that. Like.

 

[pmccraney]

that would be the toes of one Noland Grogaine.

You should have heard my six year old daughter. She basically called him a gaylord in 6 year-old speak. I think she said "thats weird; boys dont do that."

And yet, im taking all the heat...

 

[FJ60Cam]

BBTNs

We suspect Fireman painted those on his way out of camp at 4 in the morning. Revenge painting.

 

[FJ60Cam]

Traumatized by the BBTNs, RUN PMC & myself made the call to retreat to our safe place - deep frying anything in sight. The first thing within reach was a bag of powdered donuts.