OK, a little update for me then....
Temp gun checked out fine and the readings were pretty much on par with what the data stream was showing..
Picked up a new T-Stat from the dealer yesterday and threw it in earlier today.
The old one didn't appear to be stuck, but it could've snapped closed when I was trying to wiggle it out from the housing (plan on bench testing it when I get a chance).
Unfortunately, it didn't fix my issue
Upon start up with the new T-Stat, there was no flow or bubbles, so that's good, but the temps are still staying too cold
I set the hand throttle to about 2500 RPM's and burped the system, but the temps never went above 188* while standing.
Drove around HARD for a few miles, but it never went above 190* and would creep down to around 179*
Fan clutch appears to be functioning the same as when I first did the fluid mod.
I get the usual cold start roar and it moves so much air that it suck/spins my JDM fan before settling down after about 40 seconds or so
On the way home from the shop, I kept the data stream going and she threw a few more codes:
PO125 (Insufficient Coolant Temp for Closed Loop)
PO130 (O2 Sensor Circuit Bank 1 Sensor 1)
PO133 (O2 Sensor Slow Response Bank 1 Sensor 1)
PO135 (O2 Sensor Heater Circuit Bank 1 Sensor 1)
PO171 (System Too Lean Bank 1)
At around ~181*, the system seemed to toggle back and forth between open and closed loop
Gunna check the O2 connection when I get a chance cause I had loaded it up with dielectic grease years ago
Not looking forward to replacing it if I have to cause the nuts are quite horrid