Official "how you earned your white trash" thread....

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offrd63 said:
Lets see here,

My common law wife threw away my favorate t-shirt that just said
Your trailer or Mine Darlin
One of my favorate hats says Life's to short to dance with ugly women.
I gota old broke down chicken coop on a couple a acres just so I'd have a place to throw all my old truck parts.
Got rid of my 80 cause I missed haveing a pickup.
I was born in Ft. Lennard Wood MO.
And Last but not least, I Drank Shiner Bock Lite for breakfast at the final leg of the White Trash Road Trip 04!
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Nice try Alec but you come across as being both dignified and polite and your rig is way too purdy to even call "junk". These ain't good. :)

However, havin' a breakfast beer with me at the GGG and then showin' up at the Roundup just mite be enough. :D

Please stay tuned. :beer:
 
I'm pretty sure that not being able to spell the name of the town you were born in, makes you an Elwood shoo-in :flipoff2:

66fj40x2 said:
That's gotta count for sumthun, armpit of the Army that place is.
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Originally Posted by offrd63
I was born in Ft. Lennard Wood MO.
 
theSherpa said:
I'm pretty sure that not being able to spell the name of the town you were born in, makes you an Elwood shoo-in :flipoff2:



Originally Posted by offrd63
I was born in Ft. Lennard Wood MO.
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It's all that damb army clerk's fault for miss-spelling it on my birth certificate.
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If this pic makes you spew beer, pee yourself, roll on the floor or wake someone up with your laughing, you could be well on your way!!!!



If your feelings are hurt, you feel demoralized, shed a tear or feel for the poor child, then you need to get your latte' drinkin' ass out of this forum!! :flipoff2:






























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Afterthought #2: If I have to dress like Dearborn and drink PBR, FORGET IT! :flipoff2:

Afterthought #3: If my daily driver FJ45, affectionately known as the Haney-mobile is proudly painted with plastikote rattle can blue, that should count double. :D
 
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This is sad.

You folks are wearing this white trash thing like a halloween costume.

For me, it's just a normal Wednesday outfit.

Amatuers. :D

Ed
 
only on Wednesdays, eh? :D

I am absolutely just playing...my neck's only red when I'm pissed off!

Havin' fun, though!

Rock Taxi said:
This is sad.

You folks are wearing this white trash thing like a halloween costume.

For me, it's just a normal Wednesday outfit.

Amatuers. :D

Ed
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Rock Taxi said:
This is sad.

You folks are wearing this white trash thing like a halloween costume.

For me, it's just a normal Wednesday outfit.

Amatuers. :D

Ed
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Are you suggestin' you're interesrted in membership? :confused:
 
Noooooo Kowpookie. Im still trying to HIDE the fact that I might not be the most sofisticated man in N Tx. :D

Ed
 
KOWBOY said:
We wish you luck sir. :D
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EXCELLENT, your excellency.

I think Ed missed the point that the rattle can 45 is my DAILY driver. ;p Most of my cruiser friends say I should get the truck painted BECAUSE it is my daily driver. A few understand the principles at stake. :D I hope I can count on you, my bretheren, to back me on this one. ;)
 
65swb45 said:
I hope I can count on you, my bretheren, to back me on this one. ;)
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Perhaps the only redeeming character trait of the members of The White Trash is our loyalty to each other. As a potential member, you can rest assured you have our full support. :)
 
65swb45 said:
I think Ed missed the point that the rattle can 45 is my DAILY driver. ;p
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I think I must be successful in masking my upbringing. You obviously do not know what I am underneath this beautiful exterior. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Ed
 
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